Ask me anything... anything at all!

[odeon]

Why do you think your cheap shots are better than anyone else's, then?

Because people here tend to say: "Oh peegai, lol! You made a funnah!"

I can't help the fact that the members here tend to like my trolling more than others.

Fair enough. I prefer your trolling to the other people's, too.

EDIT: And I even used my post #20,000 to reply to you. Feel special now?

[DirtDawg]

Girls who fancy themselves as the site counselor, whilst bragging about their new boyfriend, makes up for boring reading. 

You got lucky, now get over yourself -- preferably over some cliff.

KK, thanks for explaining- I was actually wondering if we had had some argument I'd forgotten and I should feel slightly guilty. 

I don't recall having an argument with you. Unlike your ex, I have better things to concern myself with than to bear grudges towards every woman I meet in my lifetime.

Feeling happy that your luck has changed for the better is all well and good; however, it is one thing to add "my boyfriend, etc..." on 98% of your posts. Moreover, I find your "esoteric" comedy style lame as fuck.

My boyfriend likes my sense of humor.

He gives your life meaning.

I get mine from my kitties -- the only friends I have.

You have cats (plural)?

I remember seeing a ghostly pic of a (singular) cat, but more than one? That changes everything.

[El]

My boyfriend likes my sense of humor.

He gives your life meaning.

I get mine from my kitties -- the only friends I have.

*snoooorrrrtttttt*  He's gives me orgasms.  My life had meaning regardless of hom or any SO I may ever have.  'Course, if I was talking about what does give my life meaning, you'd be pissy about that too- "Oh, Ms. Shrink, thinks she's so special because she goes to Uni!"  Just so I can know, is there anything you can think of that you'd not be irritated by my posting and talking about?

[thepeaguy]

*snoooorrrrtttttt*  He's gives me orgasms.  My life had meaning regardless of hom or any SO I may ever have.

Like, oh my gosh! Really? I thought intimacy was tantamount to having a quiet fart in the dark.

'Course, if I was talking about what does give my life meaning, you'd be pissy about that too- "Oh, Ms. Shrink, thinks she's so special because she goes to Uni!"  Just so I can know, is there anything you can think of that you'd not be irritated by my posting and talking about?

Sparing me your boring sarcastic crap would be a start, you know.

Zzzzzzzz...

[thepeaguy]

Heeeeeeeeeeereeeee comes another witty comeback. 

[El]

*snoooorrrrtttttt*  He's gives me orgasms.  My life had meaning regardless of hom or any SO I may ever have.

Like, oh my gosh! Really? I thought intimacy was tantamount to having a quiet fart in the dark.

Yeah, like, totally!

And, if when you fart, it feels like sex, you need to eat more beans.  Though I think it's actually supposed to more resemble sneezing.

'Course, if I was talking about what does give my life meaning, you'd be pissy about that too- "Oh, Ms. Shrink, thinks she's so special because she goes to Uni!"  Just so I can know, is there anything you can think of that you'd not be irritated by my posting and talking about?

Sparing me your boring sarcastic crap would be a start, you know.

Zzzzzzzz...

Sweetie, it doesn't take a psych major or a genius to catch a whiff of what's behind your posts.  I don't take your hostility especially personally because I know it's really not all that much to do with me- just directed at me, is all- but I do have to tell you, this could be a really enjoyable flame war if I felt there was less reason to be concerned about actually upsetting you.

[El]

Heeeeeeeeeeereeeee comes another witty comeback. 

I take it by your monker you're actually basically OK then.   

[thepeaguy]

Sweetie, it doesn't take a psych major or a genius to catch a whiff of what's behind your posts.  I don't take your hostility especially personally because I know it's really not all that much to do with me- just directed at me, is all- but I do have to tell you, this could be a really enjoyable flame war if I felt there was less reason to be concerned about actually upsetting you.

Is that your euphemism for saying that I have a small dick? Well, I probably do compared to the well-endowed porn stars, but at least it's above average.

And I'm SO glad that you're not taking any of my hostility *snorts* personal, simply because of the fact that I disapprove of your humour and boyfriend bragging routine.

[choccybiccy]

Girls who fancy themselves as the site counselor, whilst bragging about their new boyfriend, makes up for boring reading. 

You got lucky, now get over yourself -- preferably over some cliff.

KK, thanks for explaining- I was actually wondering if we had had some argument I'd forgotten and I should feel slightly guilty. 

I don't recall having an argument with you. Unlike your ex, I have better things to concern myself with than to bear grudges towards every woman I meet in my lifetime.

Feeling happy that your luck has changed for the better is all well and good; however, it is one thing to add "my boyfriend, etc..." on 98% of your posts. Moreover, I find your "esoteric" comedy style lame as fuck.

My boyfriend likes my sense of humor.

 :lol:

[SovaNu]

PMS, me nice to little Pea and his humongous dick or he'll whip you with it.

[El]

PMS, me nice to little Pea and his humongous dick or he'll whip you with it.

You mean if I piss him off I might actually get that threesome he initially said he would deny me?

[thepeaguy]

PMS, me nice to little Pea and his humongous dick or he'll whip you with it.

You mean if I piss him off I might actually get that threesome he initially said he would deny me?

 :lol:

I lied.

[SovaNu]

lets have a foursome! me and PMS and Pea and Pete. oh crap. i need a name that starts with a P.

[thepeaguy]

lets have a foursome! me and PMS and Pea and Pete. oh crap. i need a name that starts with a P.

Perceval.

[thepeaguy]

I'd prefer PMS Elle taking it in both of her holes by a couple of well-endowed niggas.

 

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