A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I'd prefer PMS Elle taking it in both of her holes by a couple of well-endowed niggas.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: thepeaguy on April 03, 2008, 09:59:14 AMI'd prefer PMS Elle taking it in both of her holes by a couple of well-endowed niggas. BOTH? I have three, you doofus.
i have seven holes. plus eye sockets.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on April 03, 2008, 09:13:35 PMQuote from: thepeaguy on April 03, 2008, 09:59:14 AMI'd prefer PMS Elle taking it in both of her holes by a couple of well-endowed niggas. BOTH? I have three, you doofus.But your mouth is contagious, cunt.
Want a white guy for the third hole?
True. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on April 04, 2008, 09:50:04 AMTrue. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.Of the boring variety.
Quote from: thepeaguy on April 04, 2008, 10:42:09 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on April 04, 2008, 09:50:04 AMTrue. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.Of the boring variety. Yeps- very boring groaners- they type that make people say, "Oh, cum ON!"
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on April 04, 2008, 01:25:57 PMQuote from: thepeaguy on April 04, 2008, 10:42:09 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on April 04, 2008, 09:50:04 AMTrue. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.Of the boring variety. Yeps- very boring groaners- they type that make people say, "Oh, cum ON!"Fuck off.
Quote from: thepeaguy on April 04, 2008, 01:52:18 PMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on April 04, 2008, 01:25:57 PMQuote from: thepeaguy on April 04, 2008, 10:42:09 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on April 04, 2008, 09:50:04 AMTrue. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.Of the boring variety. Yeps- very boring groaners- they type that make people say, "Oh, cum ON!"Fuck off.do not diss The Oldman.
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