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Offline jman

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Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« on: March 18, 2008, 05:16:09 AM »
The man moved from his assigned seat next to the woman. The woman woke up just before landing and i found the dude sitting next to her and masturbating. She started when she felt cum in her hair.

http://consumerist.com/368589/woman-sues-american-airlines-over-masturbating-passenger


ashame this didn't happen on Virgin Airlines  :wanker:

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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 05:18:08 AM »
Ewwwwwww :eh:
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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 06:00:55 AM »
"then "masturbated to her" and—well, you've seen "There's Something About Mary"? Yeah, that."

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eww though.
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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 07:11:24 AM »
disgusting little shit.  crucify him instantly.

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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 07:50:55 AM »
Perverts are such a persecuted minority.   :'(
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 07:58:17 AM »
oh, boo hoo, my heart bleeds, etc., etc.  tough.  :P

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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2008, 08:05:57 AM »
I don't see the harm.

Then again, I've never had to wash cum out of my hair, is it difficult?
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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2008, 09:00:20 AM »
i don't want cum on me

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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2008, 09:02:00 AM »
I not fond of any bodily fluids on me
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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2008, 09:07:32 AM »
me neither

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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2008, 09:14:51 AM »
Why the hell did nobody else who was AWAKE notice?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2008, 09:17:25 AM »
maybe they were all masturbating too

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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2008, 09:18:21 AM »
Why the hell did nobody else who was AWAKE notice?
That's what I'm wondering.  ???  Gross story.  :(
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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2008, 09:28:07 AM »
I don't see why she's suing American Airlines for, they weren't to blame.

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Re: Woman to sue American Airlines for Masturbating Man
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2008, 09:30:27 AM »
yeah they were
they were masturbating a man next to her :orly: