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British fatties.
« on: March 16, 2008, 10:46:42 PM »
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The Times of London reported in January that the British government, in considering programs to reduce the number of overweight children, is studying one option of handing out shopping vouchers to kids who lose weight and keep it off.

Hopefully none of those vouchers are for food  :zoinks:
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2008, 10:51:18 PM »
wtf

why don't the thin kids get shopping vouchers too?

i never got EMA in college
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2008, 11:00:25 PM »
I had EMA.

When I still managed to turn up the 90%  :laugh:


Anorexics should get vouchers too.
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2008, 04:54:43 AM »
for losing weight? :laugh:
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2008, 06:57:58 AM »
Quote from: Gus! on March 16, 2008, 10:46:42 PM
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The Times of London reported in January that the British government, in considering programs to reduce the number of overweight children, is studying one option of handing out shopping vouchers to kids who lose weight and keep it off.

Hopefully none of those vouchers are for food  :zoinks:

Yeah, but the great irony is that they will probably find a way to use those vouchers to purchase mass quantities bacon flavored crisps, Terry's Chocolate Oranges and the like, and will make their weight loss a moot point.
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2008, 07:04:28 AM »
Quote from: ASpHole on March 17, 2008, 06:57:58 AM
Quote from: Gus! on March 16, 2008, 10:46:42 PM
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The Times of London reported in January that the British government, in considering programs to reduce the number of overweight children, is studying one option of handing out shopping vouchers to kids who lose weight and keep it off.

Hopefully none of those vouchers are for food  :zoinks:

Yeah, but the great irony is that they will probably find a way to use those vouchers to purchase mass quantities bacon flavored crisps, Terry's Chocolate Oranges and the like, and will make their weight loss a moot point.

It will lead to yo-yo dieting.

Lose weight -> get hungry, use vouchers -> put on weight -> etc ad infinitum
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2008, 07:04:56 AM »
The government should hand out amphetamine vouchers to fat kids.
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2008, 08:26:54 AM »
Quote from: Peter on March 17, 2008, 07:04:56 AM
The government should hand out amphetamine vouchers to fat kids.
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2008, 08:29:12 AM »
i'm fat. ;D gimme amphetamines. :toporly:
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2008, 10:24:10 AM »
mmmm...bacon flavour crisps  :zoinks:
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2008, 10:26:09 AM »
im eating monster munch
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2008, 10:33:19 AM »
pickled onion?
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Sophgay

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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2008, 10:40:36 AM »
yep
and flamin' hot
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2008, 11:21:17 AM »
i think i might have a packet of flamin' hot in the cupboard.  :zoinks:
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Re: British fatties.
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2008, 11:47:07 AM »
Quote from: Magical Trevor on March 17, 2008, 10:24:10 AM
mmmm...bacon flavour crisps  :zoinks:

To hell with bacon flavoured anything,  I WANT BACON!!   :drool:
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