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Offline Natalia Evans

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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2008, 08:30:27 PM »
Almost reaching the age of 18
Being in high school
The fact that I am now 22 and I will be hitting 23 in a few months :o
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2008, 08:57:39 PM »
Besides the grey hair eveyehere and getting worse. :o

Getting aches and pains that don't go away quickly enough. :grrr:
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2008, 08:58:18 PM »
How old are you kevv?
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2008, 10:21:43 PM »
Getting breasts, getting my first period, finding pubic hair, having body odor, and getting a woman's body.
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2008, 10:29:59 PM »
Quote from: Fagtime on March 17, 2008, 07:40:59 PM
Quote from: Lemon Pancakes on March 16, 2008, 06:30:40 AM
when i looked in the mirror and was more concerned with lines than zits.

You have LINES? I'm still more worried about zits.  :laugh:

yes. :'( i have smile lines.

Quote from: parts on March 17, 2008, 07:43:13 PM
You think of twenty years ago as yesterday

that's so true! stuff from a decade ago feels like it just happened.
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2008, 01:40:46 AM »
The gray hair wasn't a very good indication. I got my first around 27.
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2008, 02:38:16 AM »
My ex-wife did too. Bottle Blonde now.
I have just started with the grey hair around my sideburns.
I am trying for distinguished
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2008, 02:53:03 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 17, 2008, 04:27:03 PM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on March 17, 2008, 04:53:54 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 16, 2008, 02:32:29 PM


How about on parents' day, you go to the school and the teacher's aide gives your son extra kudos for bringing his grandfather?



Ouch!



... but what of the lust I feel for her?

(I know I'm old and it will probably take me about four or five hours, but I can ... well you know.)

See for some reason I thought you were inferring that you feel lust for my ex-wife and not only did I have not idea why but was hoping that if I said nothing it would not encourage you to pursue this horribly tragic thought. I realise now you meant the teacher. That is perfectly OK.
I recently fucked up a signed, sealed and delivered chance at wild passionate sex with a female friend of mine before moved away purely because I had not imagined with the age difference as it was that she would be interested. Apparently she was. (36 vs 23). My fault. I viewed myself as old, ugly, and not a good catch. It does prevent me from seeing opportunities.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2008, 05:37:53 AM »

Not sure how you made that connection, but I feel it necessary to mention once last time what a nice looking crop of freshly graduated-from-college teacher's adies we have this year.

(I am fairly certain that the lust only goes in one direction in this case)



your friend:

I have had to learn more than once that you miss one hundred percent of the sex you don't try for.
There may actually be some correlation between building up a good collection of rejections and how much sex a single person gets. Maybe there's like a passport/rejection book and every time you get it stamped by a full and proper rejection (even though it hurts) it actually works in your favor towards you getting laid.

Fill those pages!

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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2008, 05:41:56 AM »
receding hair line
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2008, 07:15:46 AM »
my first breath - i'm a bloody capricorn, ffs, and we're born old.  :laugh:

yay!  i like being older.  first silver hair at nineteen, and never dye my silver streaks, even when the rest of it's dyed freaky colours.

first silver pubic hair discovered when online, bizarrely enough - i do believe dunc was the recipient of this tremendous news within seconds of it happening.  lucky ol' him, eh?  :rofl:
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2008, 07:17:07 AM »
Teenage girls' mothers started looking like a wiser option.
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #42 on: March 18, 2008, 07:17:52 AM »
Quote from: Kosmo on March 18, 2008, 07:17:07 AM
Teenage girls' mothers started looking like a wiser option.

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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #43 on: March 18, 2008, 07:25:07 AM »
Yeah. A youngish girl I was interested in was out on a date with me and we touched on a mutual "acquaintance". My ex-GF was in her theatre and also was best friend wit hher Mother's sister at school. Kind killed it there and then. The next questions of course are the type of "When we your Mum born?" type of questions - "Fancy that the girl I was sleeping with is two years younger than your Mum! Who would have thought?".  :hahaha:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2008, 09:24:56 AM »
When 21 year olds look 15.

When you WANT people to know you have zits... because the other thing that they could think is that you have herpes sores.

When your friends are not only getting married, but acquaintences your age are also getting DIVORCED.

And (this was really my first sign):  When a radio station plays songs that you grew up with.... on their "Retro Lunch."
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