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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2008, 08:29:50 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Vodka on March 16, 2008, 08:24:24 AM

When you realize you have clothes that are of legal drinking age?
yeah thats it
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2008, 11:52:01 AM »
back pain :P
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2008, 02:24:55 PM »
Quote from: Gus! on March 15, 2008, 06:10:56 PM
I will always be a kid  :zoinks:

Hey, a girl can NEVER be a woman, but a woman can ALWAYS be a girl.

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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2008, 02:27:51 PM »
Quote from: Fagtime on March 15, 2008, 04:10:23 PM
For me, it was realizing that I was older than Playboy
models.



... when I noticed that I was quoting my dad too often.
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2008, 02:32:29 PM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on March 16, 2008, 12:39:12 AM
Many things. When you work with kids that are starting their employment in their first job as you did at their age. Then you realise when you were starting your first job they weren't born yet.

When your favourite sport stars are retiring from their sport of choice because they are too old and they are younger than you.

When you realise you have held a drivers licence for over twenty years.

When your children ask you direct. "Are you old dad?" and without missing a beat you say "Yes kids daddy is very old.....but Mummy is older"  :lol:

How about on parents' day, you go to the school and the teacher's aide gives your son extra kudos for bringing his grandfather?

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(little does she know the lust I feel for her)
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2008, 04:57:50 PM »
Quote from: Fagtime on March 15, 2008, 09:14:14 PM
Quote from: Soph on March 15, 2008, 06:48:44 PM
lol i do the "i remember when a large fries from mcdonalds was only 99p"

they're £1.19 now ffs :laugh:

I remember when it was over x million served.
I was shocked by "billions and billions served"
Seems like they got Carl Sagan to do their advertising
(and if you get that, you're old).

Billions and billions of light years away, that reference. Yeah, I know, I'm old.
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2008, 04:53:54 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 16, 2008, 02:32:29 PM


How about on parents' day, you go to the school and the teacher's aide gives your son extra kudos for bringing his grandfather?



Ouch!
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2008, 04:57:07 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Vodka on March 16, 2008, 08:00:10 AM
Quote from: Lemon Pancakes on March 16, 2008, 07:16:39 AM
it's the drugs. gimme some and spare your noggin.

Ja. Last weekend I lost 2 pairs of shoes whilst I was wearing them. Do not mix alcohol, xtc, lsd & dex (and probably more that I don't recall).

well i'll take your xtc and dex - lsd and booze goes together like a charm. :P
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2008, 04:27:03 PM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on March 17, 2008, 04:53:54 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 16, 2008, 02:32:29 PM


How about on parents' day, you go to the school and the teacher's aide gives your son extra kudos for bringing his grandfather?



Ouch!



... but what of the lust I feel for her?

(I know I'm old and it will probably take me about four or five hours, but I can ... well you know.)
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2008, 04:27:50 PM »


How about, you look down and you can't find your feet.

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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2008, 04:34:52 PM »
you look down at your feet and you forget what you were looking for.
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2008, 07:38:06 PM »
realising you never get carded any more... followed shortly by the realisation that a family of newly arrived Polish veg-packers could sleep in your eyebags while they get settled in.
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2008, 07:40:59 PM »
Quote from: Lemon Pancakes on March 16, 2008, 06:30:40 AM
when i looked in the mirror and was more concerned with lines than zits.

You have LINES? I'm still more worried about zits.  :laugh:
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2008, 07:41:51 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Vodka on March 16, 2008, 08:24:24 AM

When you realize you have clothes that are of legal drinking age?

Hell, THAT was the case before I was.  :laugh:
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Re: First sign that you were getting old
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2008, 07:43:13 PM »
You think of twenty years ago as yesterday
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