dirtdawg i dont even like you. 
I know this, but that fact does not have any bearing on how I feel.
I enjoy being entertained by your uninhibited antics. You make some of the funniest statements of anyone, whether you mean to or not. I often see myself in your comedy, except that you have a degree of personal abandon that I have lost to maturity.
So, fuck you.

and i dont care about karma. i was being sarcastic when i said goddamn motherfuckin karma went down by 10 points!
so ghey me all you want
I won't, but tell me, was that the first time or the second?
... third, maybe?