A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Sperm donors should be healthy men of normal intelligence and fertility with no history of mental disorders or genetic or inherited diseases. The donors should be between 18 and 45 years old (though some clinics only accept donors up to 40). Ideally, they should have had healthy children of their own.
I'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.
Quote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 04:57:47 AMI'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on March 11, 2008, 05:59:30 AMQuote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 04:57:47 AMI'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done... The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.
Quote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 06:20:58 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on March 11, 2008, 05:59:30 AMQuote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 04:57:47 AMI'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done... The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.Would be nice if they threw in a couple of nurse/hookers eh...
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on March 11, 2008, 06:23:29 AMQuote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 06:20:58 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on March 11, 2008, 05:59:30 AMQuote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 04:57:47 AMI'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done... The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.Would be nice if they threw in a couple of nurse/hookers eh...In a perfect world...The reality is that you need to pass a whole bunch of tests for STD's and genetic conditions, an interview and examination of your medical history and your family history, get a positive recommendation from your GP and have an above-average sperm count and healthy sperm, then you need to donate every week or two for 4 months, after which your sperm is put into quarantine for 6 months pending a final test for HIV and Hepatitis.
There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
Quote from: garmonbozia on March 11, 2008, 09:56:07 PMThere's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on March 12, 2008, 12:05:00 AMQuote from: garmonbozia on March 11, 2008, 09:56:07 PMThere's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?
Quote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 06:28:42 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on March 11, 2008, 06:23:29 AMQuote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 06:20:58 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on March 11, 2008, 05:59:30 AMQuote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 04:57:47 AMI'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done... The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.Would be nice if they threw in a couple of nurse/hookers eh...In a perfect world...The reality is that you need to pass a whole bunch of tests for STD's and genetic conditions, an interview and examination of your medical history and your family history, get a positive recommendation from your GP and have an above-average sperm count and healthy sperm, then you need to donate every week or two for 4 months, after which your sperm is put into quarantine for 6 months pending a final test for HIV and Hepatitis.All that just so you can jerk off into a cup. Hardly seems worth it.
Quote from: Callaway on March 12, 2008, 12:09:05 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on March 12, 2008, 12:05:00 AMQuote from: garmonbozia on March 11, 2008, 09:56:07 PMThere's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.