fear the blaberizer

[Lucifer]

yes dear.



/considers posting the old analogy about opened umbrellas and medicine balls...

[Peter]

I'd like to donate to a sperm bank.  I'm not sure how to do that though.

[Peter]

Sperm donors should be healthy men of normal intelligence and fertility with no history of mental disorders or genetic or inherited diseases. The donors should be between 18 and 45 years old (though some clinics only accept donors up to 40). Ideally, they should have had healthy children of their own.

I guess that rules me out.

[Phlexor]

I'd like to donate to a sperm bank.  I'm not sure how to do that though.

Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...

 

[Peter]

I'd like to donate to a sperm bank.  I'm not sure how to do that though.

Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...

 

The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.

[Phlexor]

I'd like to donate to a sperm bank.  I'm not sure how to do that though.

Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...

 

The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.

Would be nice if they threw in a couple of nurse/hookers eh...

[Peter]

I'd like to donate to a sperm bank.  I'm not sure how to do that though.

Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...

 

The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.

Would be nice if they threw in a couple of nurse/hookers eh...

In a perfect world...

The reality is that you need to pass a whole bunch of tests for STD's and genetic conditions, an interview and examination of your medical history and your family history, get a positive recommendation from your GP and have an above-average sperm count and healthy sperm, then you need to donate every week or two for 4 months, after which your sperm is put into quarantine for 6 months pending a final test for HIV and Hepatitis.

[Phlexor]

I'd like to donate to a sperm bank.  I'm not sure how to do that though.

Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...

 

The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.

Would be nice if they threw in a couple of nurse/hookers eh...

In a perfect world...

The reality is that you need to pass a whole bunch of tests for STD's and genetic conditions, an interview and examination of your medical history and your family history, get a positive recommendation from your GP and have an above-average sperm count and healthy sperm, then you need to donate every week or two for 4 months, after which your sperm is put into quarantine for 6 months pending a final test for HIV and Hepatitis.

All that just so you can jerk off into a cup. Hardly seems worth it.

[garmonbozia]

There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm.  The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.

[Phlexor]

There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm.  The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.

I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.

Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?

I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.

[Callaway]

There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm.  The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.

I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.

Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?

I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.

I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.

Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?

[Phlexor]

There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm.  The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.

I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.

Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?

I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.

I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.

Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?

Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.

[Peter]

I'd like to donate to a sperm bank.  I'm not sure how to do that though.

Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...

 

The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.

Would be nice if they threw in a couple of nurse/hookers eh...

In a perfect world...

The reality is that you need to pass a whole bunch of tests for STD's and genetic conditions, an interview and examination of your medical history and your family history, get a positive recommendation from your GP and have an above-average sperm count and healthy sperm, then you need to donate every week or two for 4 months, after which your sperm is put into quarantine for 6 months pending a final test for HIV and Hepatitis.

All that just so you can jerk off into a cup. Hardly seems worth it.

All so that I can fulfil my genetic imperative.  If that's not worth it, what is?

[Alex179]

There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm.  The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.

I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.

Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?

I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.

I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.

Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?

Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.

Wrong.   The way they do sheep now, they are babies.   Same goes for cloning cows right now.   It is basically making a test tube baby.   This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.

http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html

Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.

Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.

[Sophgay]

i want a baby clone of me so i can make it grow up and not be fucked up