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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2006, 04:36:35 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on August 02, 2006, 12:44:32 AM

fluffer.


HEY, you said you were going to ignor me

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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2007, 10:14:05 AM »
"I'd call him a douche, but no way any woman would pay to have him in her vagina."
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2007, 11:18:32 AM »
Anything that I say in a derogative manner is fucking good.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2007, 12:40:17 AM »
ok P.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2007, 01:34:19 AM »
Quote from: The_P on December 01, 2007, 11:18:32 AM
Anything that I say in a derogative manner is fucking good.

Not your best effort.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2007, 02:06:46 AM »
P thought he was an impostor.
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2007, 03:19:52 AM »
I like calling aspie/auties NTs when they are being asses. It's meant as an insult because I know how much lot of us hate being called an NT and people not thinking we aren't on the spectrum just because we aren't autistic or aspie enough.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2008, 09:02:18 PM »
"Do you think we might be related?"
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2008, 12:05:26 AM »
Insults aren't too good, if they only
abuse one person. My mother is the
absolute master of hitting multiple
targets, through comparison.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2008, 12:44:34 AM »
Face like a ripped arse
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2008, 03:06:14 AM »
Ah universal insults are well and good and can be fun, but......I try to center around the person's values or any perceived weakness or insecurity and then have fun from there. People are funny when that they hold dear is attacked and they are being laughed at.

Well I laugh.

Sigh......you have to make your own fun sometimes.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2008, 04:50:17 AM »
Hey cool thread. I am forever coming up with these, but never get around to using them for any purpose. I don't fight enough I guess.

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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2008, 05:23:14 AM »
This is what I said to PeeGai once "May the fleas of a thousand camels feast on your arsehole............... You busted arsed, inbred mongoloid, limp-dicked, cum guzzling, retarded, cross dressing, C.H.U.D. ............. and for fuck's sake stop rooting dead snake's festering arsesoles you sick prick!" as a general insult it was OK.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2008, 07:37:05 AM »
face like a dropped pie

luncheon butt (Mc Jagger)
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2008, 09:18:09 AM »
Diseased whore of life.
Waste of life.
Oxygen waster.
Useless bag of guts.
Shit for brains.
Mistake, load that should have been swallowed, etc.
Example of human devolution.
Shitstain upon society.
Worthless carbon based life form.
Scat loving manatee rapist.
Ass felching cum gargler.
You have sperm stalagmites and stalagtites growing in your colon.
You are the largest stomach based cum archive known to man.
Anal docking bay reserved for diseased cocks.
Case for mass human sterilisation.
Busted hemroid for a face.

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