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Monks
« on: March 08, 2008, 08:33:48 PM »
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Monk stole porno films

A MONK has been arrested for stealing dozens of blue movies from a sex shop.
Brother Niklaus, 49, of the Benedictine order Maria Laach, pilfered nearly 40 raunchy videos, which he stored in his cell at the abbey in Germany.

Police were called after a sex-shop assistant saw him stuffing films up his habit in the town of Wuerzburg some 150 miles away, where he was often sent on church business.

He was chased through the town and tried to ditch a haul of four films – among them such classics as Nuns in Heat and Ladyboys do Bangkok – in a wastepaper bin.
Wonder if he kept his vow of silence when :wanker:
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Re: Monks
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 09:02:01 PM »
Quote from: parts on March 08, 2008, 08:33:48 PM

Wonder if he kept his vow of silence when :wanker:

I wonder too.

I think that he must have, else the other monks in the abbey would have heard him in his cell.

"Uhhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh!"

"Brother Niklaus, are you all right?

"OH GOD!  YES, YES, YES!"


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Re: Monks
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2008, 04:05:27 AM »
I reckon they learn to bite their lip.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2008, 01:15:45 PM by Sir_Les_Patterson »
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Re: Monks
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2008, 12:50:29 PM »
i dont even know why people become monks or nuns. everyone thinks and wants to fuck so its fucking imoppsible to supress the urges
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Re: Monks
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2008, 12:56:23 PM »
There was a monastery in the town next to one that I grew up in about 20 years ago they closed due to lack of monks and sold the land to developers
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Re: Monks
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2008, 01:55:03 PM »
Quote from: richard on March 09, 2008, 12:50:29 PM
i dont even know why people become monks or nuns. everyone thinks and wants to fuck so its fucking imoppsible to supress the urges

Not everyone gets the urge to fuck.
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Re: Monks
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2008, 01:56:13 PM »
Quote from: Peter on March 09, 2008, 01:55:03 PM
Quote from: richard on March 09, 2008, 12:50:29 PM
i dont even know why people become monks or nuns. everyone thinks and wants to fuck so its fucking imoppsible to supress the urges

Not everyone gets the urge to fuck.

Or wank in a condom and show everyone :laugh:
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