Bite me, Trevor! I luv it! Been meanin to join but couldn't until now. Fuckin site wouldn't let me! Just stumbled on in (yeh I was high; and flat, Pancake!). Peaky? How bout perky? BOO!
Hey Sir Les! Ya offerin?
Me...gulp....No....No, no,no,no.....yes.
Yes please. You do like short hairy thickset middle-aged men right?
I think something special could come out of this. I am very keen on short term meaningless relationships.