ask me anything - mcj answers them

[McGiver]

LOL   

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[Jizz]

So why the sudden interest in pushing my name around to the ladies like I'm some of sort of manwhore that's just waiting to be hooked up?!

OMG I FEEL VIOLATED NOW...almost

[McGiver]

because you are a man, and all men are whores, therefore you are a man whore.

but seriously folks.
i am only interested in you sharing your voice with her.

if anything else happens, hey, your the whore, not me!

[Jizz]

lol nooooooooo not all men are man whores, I can assure you

And no, I'm not gay either!

[McGiver]

why don't you do voiceclips?

[purposefulinsanity]

If you had to choose between no internet access for the rest of your life and loosing one of your arms which would you pick?

[McGiver]

no internet access.

i need both of my arms to operate a crane at work, and i gotta feed my family.

[Jizz]

I don't do voiceclips because I hate the sound of my own voice and I also hate using the mic or the phone. It's one of those things that I fear, along with death, bad stuff and empty pudding bowls.

[McGiver]

I don't do voiceclips because I hate the sound of my own voice and I also hate using the mic or the phone. It's one of those things that I fear, along with death, bad stuff and empty pudding bowls.

me also.

an empty pudding bowl scares me to death.

but what if the voice clip was for a female that didn't care, just so long as you had a non-american accent?

[lilia]

So why the sudden interest in pushing my name around to the ladies like I'm some of sort of manwhore that's just waiting to be hooked up?!

OMG I FEEL VIOLATED NOW...almost

I'm not sure why he is, but it's amusing me to no end.

Carry on, McJagger.

[McGiver]

So why the sudden interest in pushing my name around to the ladies like I'm some of sort of manwhore that's just waiting to be hooked up?!

OMG I FEEL VIOLATED NOW...almost

I'm not sure why he is, but it's amusing me to no end.

Carry on, McJagger.

thabk you for your support, and don't worry, i will.

[Jizz]

After a long tiring day at work with all sorts of silly nonsense running around your brain, do you ever walk in your front door and pretend to be a tough talking New York cop with a chip on his shoulder and a story to tell? Do you then begin shouting at your wife in a broad New York accent...

"who cooked this food...I want answers an I wannum now DAMMIT!?...................DON'T GIMME THAT LOOK NOW YA HEAR ME? I'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY, JUST ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTIONS THEN I GET THE HELLA OURRA HERE..."

"....WHERE IN THE NAME A SHIT IS MY FUCKING CWOFFEE?!"

That's what I'd do...if I had a wife. If I also had kids I'd yell at them to "get to ya fucking room, ya mutha got a few things she wants to tell me!"

I'd keep up the act until everyone, except me, was crying, then I'd laugh aloud and say "HAHAHA I'M ONLY JOKING, I'M NOT REALLY A NEW YORK COP WITH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER AND A STORY TO TELL!!!"

We'd all LOL then eat dinner and I'd then say "nice dinner wife...pass the salt".

[McGiver]

no.

i want to relax so i put on my lispy voice, and talk all gay and stuff.

[Jizz]

Do you own crotchless leather trousers?

[McGiver]

Do you own crotchless leather trousers?

kinda.

they used to not be, but wear and tear made them crotchless.