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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #660 on: July 12, 2006, 03:54:29 AM »
What's your cup size??  ;)
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #661 on: July 12, 2006, 04:23:42 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on July 12, 2006, 03:54:29 AM
What's your cup size??  ;)


extra average.

i wouldn't really know anymore actually.  you mustr remember that i am married so my balls are in a mason jar in the cupboard above the refrigerator. :'(
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« Reply #662 on: July 12, 2006, 04:41:29 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 12, 2006, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on July 12, 2006, 03:54:29 AM
What's your cup size??  ;)


extra average.

i wouldn't really know anymore actually.  you mustr remember that i am married so my balls are in a mason jar in the cupboard above the refrigerator. :'(

I actually meant your bra size, but thanks for telling where ya keep your balls- I prefer to keep the two veg with the meat myself  ;)
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #663 on: July 12, 2006, 04:43:00 AM »
well my mansierre is about a 42 B
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #664 on: July 12, 2006, 07:46:27 AM »
Are you planning anything for your birthday? If so, what?  Will it involve your good friend Jack?
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #665 on: July 12, 2006, 08:32:21 AM »
nope.
once you hit my age you tend to wish they stopped coming.

nah, jack and i are not close, not anymore.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #666 on: July 15, 2006, 08:44:33 PM »
How much time have you spent away from this board today?
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #667 on: July 15, 2006, 08:47:30 PM »
What is most offensive think you have done?

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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #668 on: July 15, 2006, 08:49:38 PM »
Quote from: shima on July 15, 2006, 08:44:33 PM
How much time have you spent away from this board today?

hmmmm.

some.  i went to the grocery store.  went to best buy.  went and got my haircut and my daughters hair as well.
several hours.
my problem is that i can just feel when things are moving at the speed of light around here and i don't want to miss a single event.  today is such a day, but is slowing a bit.
why doesn't anybody ask me what i want for my birthday?
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #669 on: July 15, 2006, 08:53:20 PM »
Who do you hate most on this forum?

What is most grueling job you had?

Have you thrown your back out before?

Oh jeese what nice questions.... Have you been bullied before?

Congradulations your thread has been post whored!
obnoxious questions attract attention to your thread.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #670 on: July 15, 2006, 08:54:16 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 15, 2006, 08:47:30 PM
What is most offensive think you have done?



my buddy and i (when we were about 13 or 14) used to do some weird crap at night during sleep overs.
for instance:

we would take some of his moms tampons and make this blood like concoction and go out and drop the tampon on someones doorstep and apply the blood concoction onto it, and we would spell out bloody mary was here  down the walkway.

one of many such grotesque examples of imature activities, for which i remain proud to this day.

another time in vegas, in my early twenties, we called the consierge and ordered a couple of midget strippers for a friends bachelor party.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #671 on: July 15, 2006, 08:56:38 PM »
What do you want for your 37th birthday? 
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #672 on: July 15, 2006, 08:58:08 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on July 15, 2006, 08:56:38 PM
What do you want for your 37th birthday? 

thank you for asking.
how very thoughtful.

i would like seminoods of every menbers butt in the seminood forum.
we can all make arses of ourselves.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #673 on: July 16, 2006, 01:19:17 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 15, 2006, 08:58:08 PM
Quote from: Callaway on July 15, 2006, 08:56:38 PM
What do you want for your 37th birthday? 

thank you for asking.
how very thoughtful.

i would like seminoods of every menbers butt in the seminood forum.
we can all make arses of ourselves.
for the easily embarrassed they could send them via pm to an administrator who would post them on their  behalf.  then we can enjoy guessing whos arse belongs to whom.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #674 on: July 16, 2006, 01:31:50 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 15, 2006, 08:58:08 PM
i would like seminoods of every menbers butt in the seminood forum.
we can all make arses of ourselves.



may i be the first, etc...

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