ask me anything - mcj answers them

[Randy]

Have any nicknames?

[Jizz]

Name 3 items I bought at the shops this afternoon...and did I snap my card trying to bend it back into shape for the cash machine after I'd accidently sat on it at work?

[McGiver]

Have any nicknames?

Bob-oh.

because when i first moved out on my own, and in with some friends i went by Bob.
i was always fucking the chicks and all they could hear coming from my room was Bob, oooh, Bob, oooh, Bob, oooooooohhh, yeah!


my wife calls me Badanger- don't know why, i think because i make up noises and noise laden songs.

at work they call me Bob Barker, because i am always wrangling a deal.  i don't know why they don't call me monty hall.

[McGiver]

Name 3 items I bought at the shops this afternoon...and did I snap my card trying to bend it back into shape for the cash machine after I'd accidently sat on it at work?

you bought smokes, fish and rice.

and you stupid shit, yes you snapped your card.

[Jizz]

I'll give you a point for the fish, although I didn't buy it today. I ate it today though, after buying it last weekend.

And yes, I accidently snapped it but not in half. The cash machine kept beeping and said "card error" or some crap like that...the little helpful Asian lady then came over and said "is it OK?". I explained about the card, we laughed, she peed a little bit, I had one more go and then quickly pulled my card out of the slot and hey presto...I got 30 quid!

[Jizz]

Do you think the expression should be changed to "women should be seen and not heard"?

[McGiver]

seen and heard, begging virgin males for sex.

i think we'd have alot less wars if women gave it away more freely.

[Jizz]

Do you think Sebastian Bach should get back together with Skid Row...even though he looked like a girl and could perhaps turn me gay?

[McGiver]

i think skid row should stay out in the streets where they belong.  but motley crue kicked ass.  what was your favourite song from the crue (umlaut)

[Jizz]

I saw Motley Crue in Glasgow last year and didn't expect to like them much. Especially when I was in my teens because I was more into Slayer and Megadeth and all the heavier stuff. I really only went to see them because Killing Joke supported them, but I have to admit, I loved them live and would definitely go back and see them!

Ummm, favourite songs...you'll probably hate me for mentioning the two obvious ones but Girls Girls Girls and Dr Feelgood are both sleazily sexy songs...I often pole dance to Girls Girls Girls down at the club on a Saturday night!

[McGiver]

i love their rendition of helter skelter.

anything off of shout at the devil.

[Jizz]

Hmmm, I'll need to get my brother to burn me those albums to be honest. I never really listen to them much

Did you know in Motley Crues Terror n Tinseltown there's a sample of a womans voice saying "Dr Davis, telephone please" that that very same sample was also used on Queensryches 'Operation : Mindcrime' album?

[Randy]

If you have a giant crane with a wrecking ball.  Which section of super walmart would go first?

[McGiver]

i did not know that.

did you know that john and paul provided the backup for the stones she's like a rainbow?

[McGiver]

If you have a giant crane with a wrecking ball.  Which section of super walmart would go first?

the managers lookout, of course.

fluorescent check out this site:

http://www.phonelosers.org/wal-mart/