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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #375 on: June 26, 2006, 06:06:58 PM »
100percent medical and dental
401k
pension plan up to 185 per good year up to 35 years per month

i get to pick my job
i get to choose when i work
unlimited overtime
i average about 54 dollars per hour


its a bitch to become one, you used to have to be sponsered in but its open to the public now.  you have to serve 3-58 years as a casual where you don't get much work or have any of the benefits, but people go to college for the samew amount of time.

just have to wait til there are openings for casual status then apply.  hope the lottery system picks you high,
i was number 81 drawn out of a pool of 15000.
the last pool they intend on working 15000 through the process out of half a million applicants.

it still helps to know someone in the industry, i worked as an office gopher for maersk, the largest steamship line in the world.
it was my college job.  the VP gave me an application.  just stupid dumb luck.

but, i am not fullfilling my reasons for being alive, being a longshoreman.
its a means to an end.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #376 on: June 26, 2006, 06:07:34 PM »
What are the benefits of your job?
How does one get a job as a longshoreman?

Oh Oh OH
can I answer that one
Huh Huh Huh

pretty please :angel:
go ahead.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #377 on: June 26, 2006, 06:17:04 PM »
Do you ever have to go into cargo holds that had a liquid or gas in them?
What was the most dangerous thing you've ever done at work?

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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #378 on: June 26, 2006, 06:30:34 PM »
65 fooy i beams on the forks of my lift.

they wobble alot


no hazmat takes care of all the spills.

we have a safety code authored by us that is the standard in many professions throughout the world.  everything has a safety rule
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #379 on: June 26, 2006, 06:38:53 PM »
You know I love power tools.  Can you post a picture of you driving a forklift and lifting those I-beams?

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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #380 on: June 26, 2006, 06:39:47 PM »
What do you think Alex the Plank's karmic retribution should be?

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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #381 on: June 26, 2006, 06:43:20 PM »
What do you think Alex the Plank's karmic retribution should be?

i still believe that the youth can be saved

if he doesnt growup, then jail time and a bunkmate named bubba
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #382 on: June 26, 2006, 06:44:47 PM »
You know I love power tools.  Can you post a picture of you driving a forklift and lifting those I-beams?

i think i had my hatchclerk take one of me a few weeks ago, i'll check my camaraphone and comply to your demand.

but at the time i was handling steel coils.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #383 on: June 26, 2006, 09:36:31 PM »
You know I love power tools.  Can you post a picture of you driving a forklift and lifting those I-beams?



i need a better picture
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #384 on: June 26, 2006, 09:46:16 PM »
I think it's hot!  Plus, I think it's actually a pretty artistic shot, what with the light contrasts etc.  Thanks!

Do you think a woman could do your job as well as you?

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« Reply #385 on: June 26, 2006, 09:49:29 PM »
I think it's hot!  Plus, I think it's actually a pretty artistic shot, what with the light contrasts etc.  Thanks!

Do you think a woman could do your job as well as you?

No a woman cannot do my job as well as me.
neither can a guy, to be fair.

i take too much pride in what i do to have any peers.
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #386 on: June 27, 2006, 02:39:16 AM »
are you a bum?

what are you good for?
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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #387 on: June 27, 2006, 04:08:45 AM »
Yes I am a bum you over paid hung over bum you. Now give me some money because I deserve it, if you don't beleive me, then go ahead and ask me.

What are you posting on my thread for anyway you big meanie

Yes I am good for something, well....something.....oh I am sure you will think of something after the first cup or two.....

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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #388 on: June 27, 2006, 11:43:07 AM »
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what i like the most is that people fight for what they believe in.  even if some peoples beliefs scare the shit out of me.

no peter, your beliefs don't scare the shit out of me.

So whose beliefs scare the shit out of you, then?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: ask me anything - mcj answers them
« Reply #389 on: June 27, 2006, 11:53:53 AM »
Lucifer, curious primate., etc...
forward thinking people 'supposedly',  people who had their fun now wish to limit everybody elses freedoms.

i simply do not get the concept of limiting people, or their abilities.
the pc people are the voice of our oppressors (big business, government, etc) limiting us, taking away our ability to think for ourselves, our sencse of entitlement.

it scares the shit out of me that there are relentless people wishing to squash others voices, or their abilities.
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