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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2006, 07:26:43 PM »
omega, you would probably be my choice to procreate with.

 ?:o i hope this doesn't mean that i've got to change my user-name to Alpha Female.

unfortunately, your master plan would've failed because i have been told that i am almost certainly infertile (unless there is some IVF equipment on this tropical island and one of the survivors knows how to use it). although, obviously, i wouldn't have admitted to that, in order to increase my personal chance of survival. when we failed to conceive, i would've subtly dropped hints that you were firing blanks. ?;D

having said that, i think i'd rather be dinner than be somebody's baby-machine. ?:laugh:

this is why, after the whole situation has been played out and the fittest were to survive, i suspect the males would have all become supper.
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« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2006, 07:48:22 PM »
Yes but McJagger it wouldnt matter what you were covering your nuts with, because if i couldnt get to them id just stab your eyes out with a specially made tool, or rip the arteries in your neck out with my bare teeth. ;D

So McJagger.........How happy does that make you on a scale of 1 to 10?

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« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2006, 08:25:11 PM »

10- my failure would be swift and i wouldn't have to live with it.

the life of constabntly trying to manage my failures would be overwhelming.  and the torture of living and knowing that one day all my hard work would be in vane, would be hell all and unto itself.

thatnk you, in advance.

now having a chunk of my raw, unprepared neck in your mouth, how would you prepare the rest of me?
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2006, 09:40:45 PM »
What are your dreams for the future? (Aside from your island fantasy playing out, of course. ;))

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« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2006, 10:25:03 PM »
What are your dreams for the future? (Aside from your island fantasy playing out, of course. ;))

first and foremost is my current obsession:

encouraging the AS/HFA community into getting off their arses and self advocating.  creating a better future for the younger ones.
education, employment and social representation, are the main priorities.

the bottom line is that it is a selfish dream.  and i want better representation for my daughter.

after that am i allowed to dream about the downfall of corporate america.  ensuing anarchy and chaos.  and once the dust has settled everyperson has begun at the same starting point, with the same odds of success. basically a tearing down of the social structure, as we know it to currently being.

finally, i would like every average schmo to have the opportunity to belong and toil in a workers paradise.  where they recieve a fair portion of what they produce.  in a nutshell, i would like to see a mighty return of stron labor unions, with altruistic leaders.


yes, yes, i know.  but if you don't keep the stars in your eyes focus, how do you expect to reach them?
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« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2006, 10:37:11 PM »
How would you like your funeral conducted?

thanks to PMS Elle for reminding me that i want an inscription on my ashes vase.

it will read:

The Wrong Guy

as a testament and constant reminder to all those that took the challenge to fuck with me throughout my life.? i am The Wrong Guy.
thanks in large part to my perserverance and my inability to quit when i feel like i have a just cause on my side.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2006, 10:43:59 PM »
Are you aware that I am stalking you? Old habits die hard.

While stalking you, I remember someone asking you something along the lines of why you chose to live in the US instead of England. (Or I could be remembering that wrong. I am a stalker with a poor memory.) Are you British?

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« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2006, 10:48:20 PM »
i live in sunny (smog congested) southern california.
just 15 minutes from disneyland.

no i am not brittish, but was selected to go to the UK on a three week exchange program for soccer, when i was 13.
i wasn't the most talented player but i had incredible heart and was always in the right place at the right time.  i never played for a loser, i think due to my sheer determination.  my soccer abilities are the closest i am to being brittish.
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2006, 10:57:15 PM »
I'm supposed to be going to Disneyland this summer. :P

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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2006, 10:58:48 PM »
heinz 57, or mutt.

1/8 german
1/16 irish.

and a whole lotta bastard.
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« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2006, 02:28:33 AM »
so i would have to cutback on the eating of childbearing aged females and start eating, odeon, or eamonn, or such.

You have to be thinking about my avatar. I'm thin IRL.  ;D
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Re: I am boring, but ask me anything you want- mcj answers honestly
« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2006, 03:00:12 AM »
If you had to choose between eating Nomaken or Peter, who would you eat and why?

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« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2006, 04:23:54 AM »
How would you prefer to die?

(btw just to be clear- that isn't an threat  :D)

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« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2006, 05:29:34 AM »
How would you prefer to die?

(btw just to be clear- that isn't an threat? :D)
on the job.  so that my family could collect millions of dallars.
duh.
and its just chump change to the shipping industry.
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« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2006, 05:31:06 AM »
If you had to choose between eating Nomaken or Peter, who would you eat and why?

probably nomaken because i am certain that he already smells ripe in real life.
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