1. blumpkin? 653 up, 102 down?
To receive fellatio whilst depositing faeces on the lavatory
ooh that was a great bit of blumpkin i' wouldn't go in there for a while, nice bit of head on the shitter
by Andy Rush Jan 20, 2003 email it
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2. Blumpkin? 313 up, 33 down?
To receive fellatio whist defecating. Highly acclaimed for involving two of the most peasurable bodily release events simultaneously, but very difficult to accomplish. Also called a blumpy.
Also see reverse blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, and the most dangerous variation of all, the cunnilumpkin.
Success: Everytime they get home after a long road trip, Paul escorts Kim the the bathroom and sits down for a good wholesome blumpkin.
Failure: Maria agreed to give me a blumpkin, but she gave me such a great blowjob that I couldn't squeeze out a single turd.
by Crispy Cortex Oct 30, 2004 email it
3. blumpkin? 149 up, 33 down?
The process by which a man evacuates his excrement dropping a deuce while simultaneously receiving oral stimulation from another person. This manuver can be performed by a woman or man, but in the case of the latter, it is known as the brother blumpkin.
That girl Jessica is one crazy bitch. When I was taking a shit the other day, girl just comes in and gives me a blumpkin.
I wasn't sure if I was gay, but when my Dad of all people showed me how to give a proper brother blumpkin.. Well it was then that I knew that I was a flamer.
by D. Rothberg Jul 22, 2004 email it
4. Blumpkin? 125 up, 33 down?
The art of receiving a blowjob while dropping a load
Tony K love to give mad blumpkins.
by BigJoe14 Dec 7, 2004 email it
5. blumpkin? 61 up, 22 down?
When a man receives fellatio while at the same time taking a massive dump. Known to increase pleasure of each seperate activity exponentially.
Our boss was late to our weekly meeting because he was getting a blumpkin.
by Hairy Harry Jan 19, 2005 email it
6. blumpkin? 49 up, 17 down?
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
by Von Hayes Mar 9, 2005 email it
7. blumpkin? 27 up, 11 down?
to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!
That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62
tags to recive a with
by bread infection home Oct 21, 2005 email it
8. Blumpkin? 37 up, 24 down?
Head while taking a shit
What Birdshit gave to Romeos In Lamphier's bathroom
by anonymous Jun 12, 2003 email it
9. blumpkin? 26 up, 19 down?
a blowy on the shitter...this can be very confusing to the body and mind. Not suggested for those with a weak heart
while receiving a blumpkin i once cracked the porclin and flooded the bathroom...she never skipped a beat...good girl
tags double jeaprody boococky
by Joe Corcoran Charleston S.C Sep 26, 2005 email it
10. blumpkin? 22 up, 17 down?
The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.
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