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Offline maldoror

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« on: February 27, 2008, 10:29:49 PM »
My cat was mooning me, and I noticed something on her butthole that looked like a cat hemorrhoid. I nudged it with my thumbnail, and it oozed out some brown liquid on me, and I screamed like a little girl. I fear my thumb shall never be clean again.

What the fuck was it? does anyone know? I can post a pic.
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Re: EW.
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2008, 10:41:17 PM »
remind me never to shake hands with you.

what the fuck were you doing anyway, are you Steve Irwin reincarnated? :laugh:
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Re: EW.
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2008, 10:52:01 PM »
I know dogs have anal glands that secrete some type of scent cats probably have a similarly gross thing
The only solution for you is to cut off your thumb before it's to late and take video and post it :P
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Re: EW.
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2008, 11:07:42 PM »
sounds like a real problem that didnt exist. why would you touch your cats asshole? if i had a cat, theres no way in hell i'd touch its butthole if i saw ANYTHING on it :orly:
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2008, 11:09:34 PM »
Yeah if I saw a $100 bill sticking out of my cats ass I would still be reluctant :o
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Re: EW.
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2008, 12:18:31 AM »
As long as you didn't suck your fingers afterwards I think you may be OK.  :lol:
Did the cat freak out?
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Re: EW.
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2008, 01:32:56 AM »
this thread is disturbing. truly. :laugh:
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Re: EW.
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2008, 01:46:45 AM »
Let this be a lesson to you kids... never stick your thumb up a cat's ass.
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Re: EW.
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2008, 01:47:52 AM »
if there was a 100 buck bill in my feline's ass i would burn it. the bill, not the kitty. :laugh:
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Re: EW.
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2008, 01:59:14 AM »
Quote from: parts on February 27, 2008, 10:52:01 PM
I know dogs have anal glands that secrete some type of scent cats probably have a similarly gross thing
:agreed: They do.
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Re: EW.
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2008, 02:02:36 AM »
Quote from: parts on February 27, 2008, 10:52:01 PM
I know dogs have anal glands that secrete some type of scent cats probably have a similarly gross thing
The only solution for you is to cut off your thumb before it's to late and take video and post it :P

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Re: EW.
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2008, 02:03:48 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 28, 2008, 01:46:45 AM
Let this be a lesson to you kids... never stick your thumb up a cat's ass.

Yes I think they are wise words from Master Tesla

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Re: EW.
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2008, 03:22:49 AM »
Quote from: maldoror on February 27, 2008, 10:29:49 PM
My cat was mooning me, and I noticed something on her butthole that looked like a cat hemorrhoid. I nudged it with my thumbnail, and it oozed out some brown liquid on me, and I screamed like a little girl. I fear my thumb shall never be clean again.

What the fuck was it? does anyone know? I can post a pic.

 :puke:

Pics or it didn't happen ;)
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Re: EW.
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2008, 06:00:01 AM »
My mum's cat was next door to their house and Mum went around there to get him and instead of holding him on the walk back around to her house, she put the cat over the fence. In doing so she accidentally put her thumb right up the cat's bum. She said she will never forget what that felt like even though she washed her hands heaps of times.

I hope she doesn't find out I wrote this. :P
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Re: EW.
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2008, 06:03:49 AM »
 :laugh:

she Irwined the cat. poor mom!
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