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richard

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im about to lose my fucking hearing
« on: February 21, 2008, 04:46:47 PM »
i accidently broke a q-tip off into my ear when i was cleaning my sexy ears :P
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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2008, 06:00:49 PM »
you shouldn't do that.
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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2008, 08:00:53 PM »
my ears are unsexy
they stick out
i don't give a flying fuck though :D

there used to be an ear hospital near where my tree is
i hope your hearing is ok
i had an ear infection once
sucked like a bitch
doctor gave me banana flavoured medicine
put me off bananas for life
maybe that's why i'm a faggot :D
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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2008, 08:06:46 PM »
Quote from: richard on February 21, 2008, 04:46:47 PM
i accidently broke a q-tip off into my ear when i was cleaning my sexy ears :P

Were you able to get it out, Richard?
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richard

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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2008, 08:11:26 PM »
yes the operation was a total sucsess and full of victory. i was informed that q-tips arent for ears though, is this true? it cant be :laugh: :elvis:
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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2008, 08:14:41 PM »
Quote from: richard on February 21, 2008, 08:11:26 PM
yes the operation was a total sucsess and full of victory. i was informed that q-tips arent for ears though, is this true? it cant be :laugh: :elvis:

I have heard the same thing, but I use them to clean my ears too.
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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2008, 08:15:50 PM »
ya i mean how are you supose to clean yur ears out? anyways my ears wont be seeing a q-tip for quite some time, too scarry :thumbdn:
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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2008, 09:02:29 PM »
I use a tissue to clean my ears after I have had a shower. I have never use one of those q-tips but GA does. And then he leaves them in weird places around the house and I tell him how gross he is. :P
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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2008, 11:33:20 PM »
If you notice on the box of Q-tips, it says no nothing about using them in your ears.

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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2008, 11:35:35 PM »
aother top tip from lucifer:

"never put anything smaller than an elbow in you ear."

that's from my mother.  quite obviously, my whole family are mental.
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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2008, 01:24:28 AM »
use them in your outer ear, that's what it says on the box. not in your inner ear as that is vevvy dangerous.

i clean my ears in the shower.
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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2008, 09:59:51 AM »
I half-wonder if the fact that I've stopped using Q-Tips "improperly" over ht epast half-year has anything to do with the issues I"ve been having with my ears.

You're supposed to flush them or something and use eardrops if they're bad, but I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to earwax removal eardrops, so all I dare do is flush.  :(
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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2008, 03:14:54 PM »
I'm prone to ear infections, I burst my eardrum once.
You don't want to stick anything down there.
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Re: im about to lose my fucking hearing
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2008, 07:00:38 PM »
I had an ear infection once
It was fucking horrible
I got given banana flavoured medicine from the doctor
The shampoo I am currently using smells like it
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