Eclair is dead

[Lestat]

You don't even like jam ones? how can ANYBODY not appreciate a proper raspberry jam donut! HERESY! burn the fork-tongued evil-doer!

[DirtDawg]

Just saw this thread.

WTF!!

Eclair is not dead.

["couldbecousin"]

The first time I ever had an éclair was traumatic. I don't remember how old I was, but it was very young. There was a variety box of donuts for me to choose from, and like a greedy gopher kid I picked the biggest one. Sweet goo is awful and makes me gag, but surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos. I was so disappointed. Eventually I learned I don't want any donuts that don't have holes in them. 

  Your tiny little head has holes in it. 

[Calandale]

The first time I ever had an éclair was traumatic. I don't remember how old I was, but it was very young. There was a variety box of donuts for me to choose from, and like a greedy gopher kid I picked the biggest one. Sweet goo is awful and makes me gag, but surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos. I was so disappointed. Eventually I learned I don't want any donuts that don't have holes in them. 

You prefer bitter goo?

[Gopher Gary]

The first time I ever had an éclair was traumatic. I don't remember how old I was, but it was very young. There was a variety box of donuts for me to choose from, and like a greedy gopher kid I picked the biggest one. Sweet goo is awful and makes me gag, but surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos. I was so disappointed. Eventually I learned I don't want any donuts that don't have holes in them. 

  Your tiny little head has holes in it. 

Your big giant head has holes too. 

[Gopher Gary]

The first time I ever had an éclair was traumatic. I don't remember how old I was, but it was very young. There was a variety box of donuts for me to choose from, and like a greedy gopher kid I picked the biggest one. Sweet goo is awful and makes me gag, but surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos. I was so disappointed. Eventually I learned I don't want any donuts that don't have holes in them. 

You prefer bitter goo?

Nah, I don't do well with goo in general, but it seems like most gooey stuff is sweet.

[renaeden]

I like jam donuts.

No cream or nuts for me though.

[DirtDawg]

I like jam donuts.

No cream or nuts for me though.

I love the cream, but you can hold the nuts.

Not sure that came right.

[Pyraxis]

 

[jman]

I remember Richard and I remember him being quite pathetic. Only someone like him would start such a pathetic thread.

[Charlotte Quin]

They don't even call them eclairs anymore, more like something along the lines of "choc cream bar" which is just stupid.
It's the same for long johns. If you went to Donut King and asked for a long john they'd probably look at you funny, because they're called "choc cream logs" there.

[Jack]

I remember Richard and I remember him being quite pathetic. Only someone like him would start such a pathetic thread.

He's different now. Welcome back.

[Lestat]

They still call the whipped-cream filled, elongated chocolate strip-topped pastries 'chocolate eclairs' here.

And DD, I reckon that quite definitely came out....well....errr.....ahem.......Some people are going to need a bottle of industrial-strength brain bleach for that.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

They don't even call them eclairs anymore, more like something along the lines of "choc cream bar" which is just stupid.
It's the same for long johns. If you went to Donut King and asked for a long john they'd probably look at you funny, because they're called "choc cream logs" there.

You should try Voodoo Donuts instead.      

https://www.voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts/

[Calandale]

You should try Voodoo Donuts instead.      

https://www.voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts/

Never sure how to react to these. They seem to always have a nasty surprise inside them (like bean curd).