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steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« on: February 17, 2008, 01:23:14 PM »
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2008, 02:00:23 PM »
I don't get it.
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2008, 03:19:13 PM »
me neither. but steve ballmer got yahoo? no wonder it sucks.
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2008, 04:23:32 PM »
The guy is known for throwing chairs.  He is basically a flamboyant Dick Cheney.
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2008, 04:27:32 PM »
Quote from: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/05/chair_chucking/
At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. Mr. Ballmer then said: "Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google." ....

That ^
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2008, 05:32:35 PM »
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on February 17, 2008, 04:23:32 PM
The guy is known for throwing chairs.  He is basically a flamboyant Dick Cheney.

Cool. Sounds kinda like me.
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2008, 04:28:03 AM »
the evil version of you, with goatee and less prettygenes. :P
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2008, 08:31:08 AM »
I don't wear jeans much.  ???
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2008, 11:14:51 AM »
lol... took me a second.
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2008, 01:25:21 PM »
and many people think we aren't primates
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2008, 01:29:33 PM »
wow, ballmer looks like a gorilla but acts like a chimpanzee. maybe he's biracial.
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2008, 01:34:26 PM »
He's the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel.  :toporly:
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2008, 01:38:45 PM »
in that evolution i believe in. :laugh:
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2008, 01:57:09 PM »
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Re: steve ballmer's real reason for wanting to aquire yahoo
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2008, 02:00:53 PM »
That's what 12 billion dollars will do for you.
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