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Wierd want add
« on: February 16, 2008, 08:06:03 AM »
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Reply to: job-573220342@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-13, 6:23PM EST


1. you must live in our headquarters
2. you must make a long term commitment
3. you must have physical discipline, not for working fast or heavy, but for not crying because you can't have your cookies.

we have plenty of spring water and quality organic foods available.

miscellaneous home improvement work, plus prep and cleanup.
long term potential for you to make improvement to your potential.

being closed minded will leave you where you are now.
YOU MUST BE LOYAL. YOU MUST GIVE YOURSELF TO THIS ORGANIZATION.
WHY SHOULD WE HIRE YOU?

CONTRACTORS AND HATE_MAILERS - GO POUND SAND!!!
   
   

What the fuck is this for some sort of cult?  Any Ideas?   "you must live in our headquarters"  is a pretty bizarre request so is "we have plenty of spring water and quality organic foods available"   who the hell are these people and do you ever get Craigslists add like this where you are.  It was under skilled trade.. It all looks scary to me
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Re: Wierd want add
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2008, 08:14:57 AM »
FLDS.

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Re: Wierd want add
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2008, 08:41:47 AM »
Sounds like MY idea, for a tech community.  :zoinks:

But, the whole organic foods and such makes
me think that this is a more traditional commune.

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Re: Wierd want add
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2008, 08:42:13 AM »
It's NOT a new idea. Pullman tried it.

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Re: Wierd want add
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2008, 11:09:13 AM »
Yeah, sounds like a commune.

What does "go pound sand!" mean? Is that some kind of construction term?
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Re: Wierd want add
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2008, 11:09:26 AM »
Sounds like Randy wrote that ad.
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and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Wierd want add
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2008, 11:12:24 AM »
sounds fun and creepy.
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Re: Wierd want add
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2008, 11:23:33 AM »
I wonder how many responses they get.
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Re: Wierd want add
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2008, 11:27:59 AM »
Sounds like Randy wrote that ad.
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im shure someone will reply to that ad, theres plenetly of dumb people looking for a job and place to live

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Re: Wierd want add
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2008, 01:20:07 PM »
Yeah, sounds like a commune.

What does "go pound sand!" mean? Is that some kind of construction term?
It's a nicer way of saying fuck off. 
It's in Waterbury Ct what a pit it's famous for its child molesting mayor, corruption,  and prostitutes  :eh:
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Re: Wierd want add
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2008, 03:03:58 PM »
I liked waterbury.  :laugh: