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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2011, 04:11:45 PM »
They are grateful.  What, you don't like dogs?  >:(

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2011, 04:15:02 PM »
I like dogs but I don't like living with them. visiting them is nice :) If I had a dog like my Aunts dog it would be awesome. I could not live with a dog that barked all the time or shit in the house,

for some reason I thought it was something about how after I manually masturbate men for THEIR sperm samples they sometimes do not follow me around :D

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2011, 04:20:29 PM »
I wouldn't want to be a prostitute either. :orly:

Now that I I'm thinking of you being a prostitute, I can't get the episode of South Park where Cartman becomes a Vietnamese Prostitute out of my mind :laugh:

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2011, 04:47:00 PM »
I wouldn't want to be a prostitute either. :orly:

Now that I I'm thinking of you being a prostitute, I can't get the episode of South Park where Cartman becomes a Vietnamese Prostitute out of my mind :laugh:

Time to visually rape all of you.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2011, 04:50:23 PM »
I just realised , I called the picture "Penty and Judy" instead of "Penty and Razor".  :facepalm2:

Carry on.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2011, 04:51:58 PM »

Carry on.

I dont think I can now. Been scarred for life.

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2011, 04:57:14 PM »

Carry on.

I dont think I can now. Been scarred for life.

Wow , you mean I beat fat clown porn on levels of disturbing-ness?  :lol:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2011, 04:57:55 PM »
you mean that isnt fat clown porn ?

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2011, 04:59:16 PM »
you mean that isnt fat clown porn ?

:LMAO:  :plus:

You bitch.  :laugh:
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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2011, 05:01:18 PM »
Fire fighter of any kind (building, forest or oil well).
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #40 on: October 20, 2011, 05:02:55 PM »
Fire fighter of any kind (building, forest or oil well).

I'm not sure how many of the ladies will agree with me on this.

But i'd rather have a firefighter.  :eyebrows:

But yeah jobs I wouldn't want would have to include anything involving sewage , or cruelty / killing of animals.
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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2011, 05:06:07 PM »
I wouldn't want to be a prostitute either. :orly:

Now that I I'm thinking of you being a prostitute, I can't get the episode of South Park where Cartman becomes a Vietnamese Prostitute out of my mind :laugh:

Time to visually rape all of you.  :zoinks:

Oh come on Squid, you know I'm not that skinny! :zoinks:

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #42 on: October 20, 2011, 05:07:56 PM »
I wouldn't want to be a prostitute either. :orly:

Now that I I'm thinking of you being a prostitute, I can't get the episode of South Park where Cartman becomes a Vietnamese Prostitute out of my mind :laugh:

Time to visually rape all of you.  :zoinks:

Oh come on Squid, you know I'm not that skinny! :zoinks:

Consider it an incentive.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2011, 05:11:57 PM »
I wouldn't want to be a prostitute either. :orly:

Now that I I'm thinking of you being a prostitute, I can't get the episode of South Park where Cartman becomes a Vietnamese Prostitute out of my mind :laugh:

Time to visually rape all of you.  :zoinks:

I thought Penty was Judy  ???

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Re: Jobs I wouldn't want to have for any amount of money
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2011, 05:15:47 PM »
I wouldn't want to be a prostitute either. :orly:

Now that I I'm thinking of you being a prostitute, I can't get the episode of South Park where Cartman becomes a Vietnamese Prostitute out of my mind :laugh:

Time to visually rape all of you.  :zoinks:

I thought Penty was Judy  ???

He is , I made a derp when saving the picture and never changed it.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.