Even better, how about a sort of circus act, in which aspies are playing the roles usually played by humans, and those we despise the most have to play the roles that have always been played by animals, trained to obey
or else!For example, make Matthew Israel wear one of his own radio-shocker devices, with an aspie holding the remote and making him do all sorts of humiliating tricks in front of an audience of thousands. (I for one would get great satisfaction out of shock-training him until he can ride a unicycle on a high-wire. And then, at showtime, zap him when he's halfway across the wire directly over a bunch of sharpened spikes.)
And then, make Jenny McCarthy do a strip-tease in a Skinner box...