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Offline Calandale

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2008, 05:54:22 AM »
Not arrows I'll shove up his cute little heiny.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2008, 05:58:55 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on February 16, 2008, 05:53:39 AM
Fuck Valentines!
If I see Cupid I am going to boot the little prick in the nuts and when he is doubled over in pain I am going to shove his arrows up his arse.

I am not bitter
uh, Valentines day end two days ago
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2008, 06:14:09 AM »
Which is why I am bitter now.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #48 on: February 16, 2008, 06:16:12 AM »
I had a fantastic VD day. The secret is to
go out without stupid expectations.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2008, 08:39:23 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on February 16, 2008, 05:53:39 AM
Fuck Valentines!
If I see Cupid I am going to boot the little prick in the nuts and when he is doubled over in pain I am going to shove his arrows up his arse.

I am not bitter

You sure about that?  :laugh:
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #50 on: February 16, 2008, 09:15:23 PM »
It sucks when Valentine's Day is the same day as your Birthday. People don't let you forget that.

I don't like flowers and cards and stuff but I do like chocolate. My sister gave me chocolate for my Birthday. :)
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2008, 09:23:33 PM »
i like the strawberry chocolates that have gooey pink stuff inside
i always try to steal those ones first :P
i don't really like chocolate that much though, too much makes me feel sick lol
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #52 on: February 17, 2008, 03:57:23 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on February 16, 2008, 09:15:23 PM
It sucks when Valentine's Day is the same day as your Birthday. People don't let you forget that.

I don't like flowers and cards and stuff but I do like chocolate. My sister gave me chocolate for my Birthday. :)

I bet it never gets old when ppl point out that your birthday is on the same day as valentines day, like you had never realised before or something.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #53 on: February 17, 2008, 09:35:09 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 14, 2008, 05:47:32 PM
No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.

And if you're lucky, that "something" is the SO.

(Every so often, I'm reminded that I'm pretty low-maintenance.  This is such a time.  I didn't want to get anything on Valentines day, but off.)
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #54 on: February 17, 2008, 03:51:12 PM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on February 17, 2008, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Tesla on February 14, 2008, 05:47:32 PM
No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.

And if you're lucky, that "something" is the SO.

(Every so often, I'm reminded that I'm pretty low-maintenance.  This is such a time.  I didn't want to get anything on Valentines day, but off.)

And that, more than once.  :laugh:

Yeah. I don't think I've been with anyone
who made a big deal out of the material
aspect. I mean, it's not even a great day
to go out to eat - too crowded. Nice things,
like a walk in the park, and a day of loving.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #55 on: February 17, 2008, 10:47:39 PM »
If I wasn't single, I'd love VD!
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #56 on: February 17, 2008, 10:50:32 PM »
Quote from: JediKnight2 on February 17, 2008, 10:47:39 PM
If I wasn't single, I'd love VD!

How would your partner feel?
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2008, 10:15:24 AM »
Quote from: Snidely Whiplash on February 17, 2008, 10:50:32 PM
Quote from: JediKnight2 on February 17, 2008, 10:47:39 PM
If I wasn't single, I'd love VD!

How would your partner feel?

lol.   :plus: for making the obvious joke.
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #58 on: February 18, 2008, 11:55:55 AM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on February 17, 2008, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Tesla on February 14, 2008, 05:47:32 PM
No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.

And if you're lucky, that "something" is the SO.

(Every so often, I'm reminded that I'm pretty low-maintenance.  This is such a time.  I didn't want to get anything on Valentines day, but off.)
Did you at least get off on Valentines?
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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2008, 01:30:54 PM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on February 18, 2008, 10:15:24 AM
Quote from: Snidely Whiplash on February 17, 2008, 10:50:32 PM
Quote from: JediKnight2 on February 17, 2008, 10:47:39 PM
If I wasn't single, I'd love VD!

How would your partner feel?

lol.   :plus: for making the obvious joke.

I'm nothing, if not obvious.
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