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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #90 on: December 17, 2014, 10:38:27 PM »
They only want our advanced technology! :arrr:

And our spazzy women.  :viking:

And our liquor. :fiveshots:
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #91 on: December 17, 2014, 11:35:20 PM »
They only want our advanced technology! :arrr:

And our spazzy women.  :viking:

Or is that the other way around? Our spazzy technology and our advanced women?
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #92 on: December 17, 2014, 11:35:51 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #93 on: December 19, 2014, 08:52:44 AM »
They only want our advanced technology! :arrr:

And our spazzy women.  :viking:

Or is that the other way around? Our spazzy technology and our advanced women?

Only in Finland. :orly:
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #94 on: December 20, 2014, 03:47:16 AM »
They only want our advanced technology! :arrr:

And our spazzy women.  :viking:

Or is that the other way around? Our spazzy technology and our advanced women?

Only in Finland. :orly:

Spazzy technology? How's that?
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #95 on: December 21, 2014, 03:50:43 PM »
They only want our advanced technology! :arrr:

And our spazzy women.  :viking:

Or is that the other way around? Our spazzy technology and our advanced women?

Only in Finland. :orly:

Spazzy technology? How's that?

The Microsoft-Nokia collective. :borg:
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #96 on: December 21, 2014, 11:37:41 PM »
They only want our advanced technology! :arrr:

And our spazzy women.  :viking:

Or is that the other way around? Our spazzy technology and our advanced women?

Only in Finland. :orly:

Spazzy technology? How's that?

The Microsoft-Nokia collective. :borg:

You mean buggy technology, surely.
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #97 on: December 22, 2014, 09:54:11 AM »
They only want our advanced technology! :arrr:

And our spazzy women.  :viking:

Or is that the other way around? Our spazzy technology and our advanced women?

Only in Finland. :orly:

Spazzy technology? How's that?

The Microsoft-Nokia collective. :borg:

You mean buggy technology, surely.

Yes; technology designed by authentic spazzes would work correctly. :M
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #98 on: December 23, 2014, 12:04:15 AM »
Nokia are a bunch of traitors who should be shot.
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #99 on: December 23, 2014, 01:32:02 AM »
Nokia are a bunch of traitors who should be shot.

They were failing.  :dunno:
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #100 on: December 26, 2014, 04:43:07 AM »
Nokia are a bunch of traitors who should be shot.

They were failing.  :dunno:

Because they screwed their loyal customers over, not just once but several times. >:(

I bought Nokia phones for years until they decided that they don't have to support every model they make once they are out. >:(
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #101 on: December 26, 2014, 11:45:52 PM »
Nokia are a bunch of traitors who should be shot.

They were failing.  :dunno:

Because they screwed their loyal customers over, not just once but several times. >:(

I bought Nokia phones for years until they decided that they don't have to support every model they make once they are out. >:(

Oh, okay, I thought you were calling them traitors for merging with Microsoft.  :tard:
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #102 on: December 27, 2014, 02:40:51 AM »
Nokia are a bunch of traitors who should be shot.

They were failing.  :dunno:

Because they screwed their loyal customers over, not just once but several times. >:(

I bought Nokia phones for years until they decided that they don't have to support every model they make once they are out. >:(

Oh, okay, I thought you were calling them traitors for merging with Microsoft.  :tard:

That was just them peeing on those customers after screwing them over.
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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #103 on: December 28, 2014, 12:22:07 AM »
Nokia are a bunch of traitors who should be shot.

They were failing.  :dunno:

Because they screwed their loyal customers over, not just once but several times. >:(

I bought Nokia phones for years until they decided that they don't have to support every model they make once they are out. >:(

Oh, okay, I thought you were calling them traitors for merging with Microsoft.  :tard:

That was just them peeing on those customers after screwing them over.

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Re: Recruitment
« Reply #104 on: December 28, 2014, 02:16:26 AM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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