How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?

[Alex179]

She was suggesting Highlander style decapitation.   You know she wasn't referring to your penis.

Do people have to pay you to be so boring?

No, they have to pay me to not be boring.  I am here to entertain myself, not you.

[Calandale]

You must be easily entertained, if writing
that gave you any pleasure.

[Alex179]

You must be easily entertained, if writing
that gave you any pleasure.

It gave me no pleasure, actually.   What gives me pleasure is knowing that I probably bore you to tears.   I might even bore people into being apathetic enough to sign off.   That would be fantastic. 

[Callaway]

* Lucinda shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.

I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.

Sadly, I'm immortal.

Then I guess Ahayes will have to take your head instead of shooting you, Calandale.

 

In which hole?

She was suggesting Highlander style decapitation.    You know she wasn't referring to your penis.

Yes, exactly.  It's the only way to kill an Immortal.

Thanks, Alex.

 

In the 1986 film, Highlander, the main character is a member of a race of men that are immortal.
The only way that they can die is by being decapitated. Because of this, the immortals always fight with swords.

[Calandale]

Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.

Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.

[Alex179]

Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.

Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.

That was about 1/10th as clever as you think it was.   The race of immortals in Highlander weren't capitalized either.   Would not make a difference as she was making a joke with a reference you are either pretending not to get, or ignoring.   We see your head every time you post a picture, seems very easy to remove to me.   The only wonder is how much it would weigh and how much blood would spill after it was removed.

[Callaway]

Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.

Your head shouldn't be too difficult to find if someone was dedicated to finding it, Calandale.

[Calandale]

Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.

Your head shouldn't be too difficult to find if someone was dedicated to finding it, Calandale.

Wanna root around in ma pants for it? 

[Lucifer]

Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.

Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.

that's easy - look up your arse.

[Callaway]

Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.

Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.

that's easy - look up your arse.

 :lol:

 

[Calandale]

Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.

Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.

that's easy - look up your arse.

Proctological fantasies often?

[Lucifer]

Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.

Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.

that's easy - look up your arse.

Proctological fantasies often?

too predictable for words. 

go away, cal - you're wasting oxygen a cockroach could use.

[Soph]

I don't think we should shoot calandale

[Rabbit From Hell]

I don't think we should shoot calandale

Guillotine instead perhaps?

[Callaway]

I don't think we should shoot calandale

Guillotine instead perhaps?