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How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« on: February 10, 2008, 11:31:47 PM »
One... Two... Three...

BAM!!!!

The world may never know.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 11:33:36 PM »
You could do with a buck shot-to-the-face, might improve it.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 11:34:24 PM »
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 11:34:37 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Vodka on February 10, 2008, 11:33:36 PM
You could do with a buck shot-to-the-face, might improve it.

eat shit ass face
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2008, 11:35:13 PM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:34:24 PM
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I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2008, 11:35:47 PM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 10, 2008, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:34:24 PM
* Lucinda shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.

I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.

Sadly, I'm immortal.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2008, 11:36:00 PM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 10, 2008, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:34:24 PM
* Lucinda shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.

I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.

Derrr, Cal is undead!
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2008, 11:36:27 PM »
fucker beat me :grrr:
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2008, 11:38:10 PM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:35:47 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 10, 2008, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:34:24 PM
* Lucinda shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.

I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.

Sadly, I'm immortal.

But not invincible.  And you still feel pain.  And your brains being gone means you're not going to be doing any serious thinking in the near future.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2008, 11:40:02 PM »
Actions speak louder than words ahayes: go fuck yourself.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2008, 11:40:34 PM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 10, 2008, 11:38:10 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:35:47 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 10, 2008, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:34:24 PM
* Lucinda shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.

I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.

Sadly, I'm immortal.

But not invincible.  And you still feel pain.  And your brains being gone means you're not going to be doing any serious thinking in the near future.

I dunno. Getting run over by a train
twice didn't seem to do much harm.

I'm really not too convinced.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2008, 12:38:56 PM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:35:47 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 10, 2008, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:34:24 PM
* Lucinda shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.

I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.

Sadly, I'm immortal.

Then I guess Ahayes will have to take your head instead of shooting you, Calandale.

 :zoinks:
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2008, 02:42:56 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on February 11, 2008, 12:38:56 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:35:47 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 10, 2008, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:34:24 PM
* Lucinda shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.

I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.

Sadly, I'm immortal.

Then I guess Ahayes will have to take your head instead of shooting you, Calandale.

 :zoinks:

In which hole?
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2008, 02:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 02:42:56 PM
Quote from: Callaway on February 11, 2008, 12:38:56 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:35:47 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 10, 2008, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:34:24 PM
* Lucinda shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.

I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.

Sadly, I'm immortal.

Then I guess Ahayes will have to take your head instead of shooting you, Calandale.

 :zoinks:

In which hole?
She was suggesting Highlander style decapitation.   You know she wasn't referring to your penis.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2008, 02:47:26 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on February 11, 2008, 02:46:44 PM
She was suggesting Highlander style decapitation.   You know she wasn't referring to your penis.

Do people have to pay you to be so boring?
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