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Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« on: February 10, 2008, 11:01:41 PM »
Well?
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 11:12:49 PM »
Filth!
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 11:13:43 PM »
We know that's a yes, from you.  :laugh:
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 11:28:33 PM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:13:43 PM
We know that's a yes, from you.  :laugh:
Dog: yes. Cat: no.
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2008, 11:29:52 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Vodka on February 10, 2008, 11:28:33 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:13:43 PM
We know that's a yes, from you.  :laugh:
Dog: yes. Cat: no.

You jacked off a dog, you sick freak.
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2008, 11:31:01 PM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 10, 2008, 11:29:52 PM
Quote from: Dr. Vodka on February 10, 2008, 11:28:33 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:13:43 PM
We know that's a yes, from you.  :laugh:
Dog: yes. Cat: no.

You jacked off a dog, you sick freak.

I didn't finish him off so I don't think it counts.
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2008, 11:35:23 PM »
Just means you're a lame fuck
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2008, 11:41:43 PM »
He was playing hard to get, strangely. I was trying to give him payback because he always tries to hump me.

It was a friend's dog. For some reason my parents never allowed pets.  ??? ;)
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2008, 11:56:00 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Vodka on February 10, 2008, 11:41:43 PM
He was playing hard to get, strangely. I was trying to give him payback because he always tries to hump me.


And..that would work you up,
without getting you off?
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2008, 02:31:20 AM »
400th post! bestiality is very, very inappropriate.   :zoinks:
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2008, 02:33:54 AM »
I take it that means you haven't done your
rat either?
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2008, 02:34:43 AM »
no
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2008, 06:21:53 AM »
I heard an "urban legend" about sexual use for gerbils. I think it must be anatomically impossible but.....if ny of you believe it is true I would laugh my arse off if you can confirm it to anything closer than "you heard from a friend of a friend of someone who went to school with a distant cousin of a......"
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2008, 06:22:45 AM »
do you mean taping, and shoving up your ass?

I know people who've done it.
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Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2008, 06:32:35 AM »
 :laugh:

That is the funniest filthiest thing I have heard for a while.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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