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How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« on: February 10, 2008, 11:37:38 PM »
We tried testing this out, but
started from the top. Ran out of
cats.

Definitely, next time, we'll start from a lower floor,
with some means of preventing them from escaping.
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Re: How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 11:53:32 PM »
You're stupid.  At a certain altitude the probability of a cat surviving a fall goes up with height.

It would be far more interesting to drop YOU from the same heights as cats have survived falling from and see if it goes as well for you.
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Re: How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 11:55:25 PM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 10, 2008, 11:53:32 PM
You're stupid.  At a certain altitude the probability of a cat surviving a fall goes up with height.

Really? Must be higher than 15 stories then.  :laugh:

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It would be far more interesting to drop YOU from the same heights as cats have survived falling from and see if it goes as well for you.

I have.  :yawn:
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Re: How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 11:57:55 PM »
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Re: How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2008, 12:00:01 AM »
As soph would no doubt point out,
to your little self - calandales can fly.
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Re: How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2008, 12:01:32 AM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 12:00:01 AM
As soph would no doubt point out,
to your little self - calandales can fly.

Only if they aren't tied between two lead bricks.
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Re: How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2008, 12:03:33 AM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 12:01:32 AM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 12:00:01 AM
As soph would no doubt point out,
to your little self - calandales can fly.

Only if they aren't tied between two lead bricks.

Don't see how that would affect things.
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Re: How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2008, 12:18:47 AM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 12:03:33 AM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 12:01:32 AM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 12:00:01 AM
As soph would no doubt point out,
to your little self - calandales can fly.

Only if they aren't tied between two lead bricks.

Don't see how that would affect things.

I've conducted several experiments with birds sandwiched between bricks of lead and in all instances beyond about a foot every fall was fatal.
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Re: How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2008, 12:19:56 AM »
The cat doesn't have wings you know, so to make it fair, I think the bird should be sandwiched between bricks of lead to even things out.
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Re: How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2008, 12:20:40 AM »
Calandales aren't birds.  :toporly:
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Re: How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2008, 12:21:40 AM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 12:20:40 AM
Calandales aren't birds.  :toporly:

We'd have to sandwich you between two proportionally sized bricks of lead too.
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Re: How far can you drop a cat, and it still survives?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2008, 12:22:52 AM »
I still don't see the issue. Sorry.

And, to be fair, just putting that kind of force
on a cat would destroy it.

Hope you like meat jelly.
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