I am in shock!

[richard]

My cat just got up right now and started doing the dishes, i was sitting there playing crosswords in the newspaper when sudenly i heard the water turn on and thought to myself, well this is wierd, i am home alone and looked over the newspaper to see my aspie cat cleaning my dishes. 
im now wondering whatelse she can do? maybe she can drive me to work

[Rabbit From Hell]

she's nuts!  cats hate water

[richard]

she is very aspie and stims. i saw her pacing once

[Calandale]

You should get her to perform cunnilingus on
you. Just think of that dry rough tongue....

[Calandale]

Richard, you're parody's convinced me.
I want to play with her.

Bring her here, or zomg - please.

[richard]

OMG lat nite when i was takeing my teakweando lessons on the tv i heard a knock at the door, and when i answerd it, i was in complete shock to see a friend i havent seen in awile, the prince of narnia! of course i would have curtoseyed but both my legs were broken and i was in pain. it was so nice seeing him again and infact my OT therapist was there also and we reminiced about all the pain and disorders i have

[Tristeza]

Richard, you're parody's convinced me.
I want to play with her.

Bring her here, or zomg - please.

That's not fucking funny.     It's her or me, buddy.     But I know who you'd choose, cos she's definitely not stolid!!   

[Calandale]

Richard, you're parody's convinced me.
I want to play with her.

Bring her here, or zomg - please.

That's not fucking funny.     It's her or me, buddy.     But I know who you'd choose, cos she's definitely not stolid!!   

I like you. But I so want something like her to play
with. After Callaway, I need easy.

[Tristeza]

Richard, you're parody's convinced me.
I want to play with her.

Bring her here, or zomg - please.

That's not fucking funny.     It's her or me, buddy.     But I know who you'd choose, cos she's definitely not stolid!!   

I like you. But I so want something like her to play
with. After Callaway, I need easy.

Where's the fun in easy??   

[Calandale]

Richard, you're parody's convinced me.
I want to play with her.

Bring her here, or zomg - please.

That's not fucking funny.     It's her or me, buddy.     But I know who you'd choose, cos she's definitely not stolid!!   

I like you. But I so want something like her to play
with. After Callaway, I need easy.

Where's the fun in easy??   

Lets me recharge my batteries.

But, I've got lucifer and odeon to bat
around. Not trivial, but MUCH easier than
Callaway.

[Tristeza]

Richard, you're parody's convinced me.
I want to play with her.

Bring her here, or zomg - please.

That's not fucking funny.     It's her or me, buddy.     But I know who you'd choose, cos she's definitely not stolid!!   

I like you. But I so want something like her to play
with. After Callaway, I need easy.

Where's the fun in easy??   

Lets me recharge my batteries.

But, I've got lucifer and odeon to bat
around. Not trivial, but MUCH easier than
Callaway.

Why do you have the compulsion to bat?  I don't bat anymore.