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Offline Calandale

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Separation
« on: February 04, 2008, 11:26:18 PM »
Looks like my roomie is getting separated
from his wife. All I can think is the added
annoyance to MY life.

No clue at all what I can do to help,
nor whether to even see.
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Re: Separation
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 03:25:45 AM »
If he's anywhere near as hornay as you, maybe you can convince him to venture to the dark side and have a little fun with each other :evillaugh:

It's nothing homosexual - just like prison sex.
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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: Separation
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 03:53:30 AM »
If sex is all I wanted, I could
pick someone I find more attractive,
no?
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Re: Separation
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 04:02:28 AM »
Quote from: 鴉片 on February 05, 2008, 03:53:30 AM
If sex is all I wanted, I could
pick someone I find more attractive,
no?
Firstly, who would let you pick them?
Secondly, he's living with you already; can't go past the convenience factor.
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: Separation
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 04:11:27 AM »
Quote from: VodZ on February 05, 2008, 04:02:28 AM

Firstly, who would let you pick them?
Secondly, he's living with you already; can't go past the convenience factor.

Likely many of the drunk bimbos who push
themselves at me.

Though, given that doing so would interfere
with dancing, I suppose you're right.

Still, I'm really not thrilled with the idea. He
rather bores me, and is unattractive.

I'll wait until I get a sheep.
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Re: Separation
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2008, 10:55:40 AM »
What will you name this sheep?  Dolly?? 
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come crawl up here baby, and we can watch this damn thing turn

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Re: Separation
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2008, 05:26:50 PM »
I was thinking about naming it after ewe.
 :zoinks:


Probably mutton, if I ever had one.
Given my lack of imagination in naming
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Re: Separation
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2008, 05:27:03 PM »
Other than birds.
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Re: Separation
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2008, 09:41:18 PM »
How did you come up with Calandale for a trademark?
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Re: Separation
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2008, 09:42:52 PM »
Quote from: Raskolnikovna on February 05, 2008, 09:41:18 PM
How did you come up with Calandale for a trademark?

First RPG character. Pretty unique (never saw another),
so it's been useful at getting old friends to recognize me -
especially back when I had a serious web presence.
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Re: Separation
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2008, 10:04:27 AM »
i hate living with roomates. i cant wait to fucking get out of my lease :laugh:
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