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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2008, 01:57:04 PM »
A shovel may work too, you just have to be sneakier.
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2008, 02:04:02 PM »
* AllDayGlowRandy wishes the author of this thread would stop being paranoid.
  That was a joke.

I see opportunity to trash all those who told me, while neglecting my feelings, saying I was  fuckn retarded.

Bit of warning, sometimes people in love easily misinterpet things you say.
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2008, 03:28:26 PM »
why do people write in red on this board? do you think nobody will see it? :zoinks:
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2008, 05:59:48 PM »
Quote from: Sunrise on February 09, 2008, 06:23:06 PM
i was ticker when i made that post so probably :zoinks:

Yep, thought you must be, sorry you have to put up with such annoyances... has the church guy left you alone yet?
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2008, 06:04:24 PM »
no he still stalking me. i cant even worship god in peace i am so afraid he might follow me home one day and try to have sex with me, im intersexd so it looks like a thing from another world down there
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2008, 06:07:33 PM »
kick them in the nuts and run.
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2008, 06:08:54 PM »
well i have nuts and know how much it hurts so i would never want to be kicked there
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2008, 06:09:43 PM »
Quote from: Sunrise on February 10, 2008, 06:08:54 PM
well i have nuts and know how much it hurts so i would never want to be kicked there
yes, but your monster cock acts as a buffer.
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2008, 06:11:24 PM »
indeed, i dont even know how i walk upright its so heavy. my pussy is located on my back if anyone was wondering
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2008, 06:13:00 PM »
Quote from: Sunrise on February 10, 2008, 06:11:24 PM
indeed, i dont even know how i walk upright its so heavy. my pussy is located on my back if anyone was wondering
i prefer your lips.  they're pretty.
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2008, 06:39:36 PM »
Quote from: Sunrise on February 09, 2008, 08:38:45 AM
look. i dont know what it is but men seem to stalking me, especially this doctor who i suspect has aspergers and lives with his mom. i mean its like cant you catch my disease about not liking you? apparently the extra appendages and elephant man syndrome i was born with arent enough factors for this aspie stalker to get the hint. leave me alone! i want to go to church with my lesbian crew in peace and when i tell people about the bonehead stalking me nobody believes me!


sorry for creeping you out :eyelash:
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2008, 06:42:08 PM »
Good old fashioned bear traps work wonders :zoinks:
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2008, 07:05:46 PM »
Quote from: Sunrise on February 10, 2008, 03:28:26 PM
why do people write in red on this board? do you think nobody will see it? :zoinks:

If you write something with /me in front of it, it makes the text appear in red with your name and an asterisk in front of it, Richard.

I would type, for example:

/me has very long hair.

Then it would come out:
* Callaway has very long hair.
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2008, 07:07:28 PM »
Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 10, 2008, 01:53:30 PM
stupid government won't let me have a gun  :'(

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Move to a free one.
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Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2008, 07:08:47 PM »
oh wow I never knew that lol

You have to type like a retard to do it though :laugh:
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