Are you self-destructing or something, Teejay?
I am.
You act pretty shameless about it, though.
Have I done something wrong, to be ashamed of?
Normally most people over indulge as a way to cry out for help and support.
Though you're Martin, after all.
You're right, best to live life taking everything in moderation, and with a pole up my arse, just like my hero!
(you)