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Soph

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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2008, 04:44:22 PM »
This rarely happens to me.
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2008, 04:45:00 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 07, 2008, 04:38:54 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:34:47 PM
If Bush can do it, I can! :zoinks:

if you become president of the US, i'll never sleep with you again!

I'll give Hillary my blessings, then.
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2008, 04:45:56 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:45:00 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 07, 2008, 04:38:54 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:34:47 PM
If Bush can do it, I can! :zoinks:

if you become president of the US, i'll never sleep with you again!

I'll give Hillary my blessings, then.

:-*

(phew!)

:heart:
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2008, 04:47:06 PM »
Inanimate objects frequently take a dislike to me. set of cunts.
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2008, 06:44:13 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 08:33:04 AM
Yes. :hide:

Wouldn't it be prudent to avoid being under chairs if inanimate objects attack you?
;)
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2008, 06:48:52 PM »
Quote from: 鴉片 on February 06, 2008, 04:48:17 AM
Well?

I've had a fair few cooking dishes commit suicide on me recently- now you've got me wondering if they were trying to take me out too.  :o
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2008, 01:54:48 AM »
Quote from: Sputtleshines on February 07, 2008, 06:44:13 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 08:33:04 AM
Yes. :hide:

Wouldn't it be prudent to avoid being under chairs if inanimate objects attack you?
;)

:laugh: :plus:
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2008, 06:49:06 AM »
Quote from: Sputtleshines on February 07, 2008, 06:44:13 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 08:33:04 AM
Yes. :hide:

Wouldn't it be prudent to avoid being under chairs if inanimate objects attack you?
;)

How else is one then able to fend them off.

Perhaps a pre-emptive round of gluing all you objects of consumer emptiness down is in order.
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2008, 07:29:43 PM »
no everything pretty much stays where it is  :eyelash:
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2008, 07:32:20 PM »
stupid door hit my arm today
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2008, 07:41:01 AM »
Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 08, 2008, 07:32:20 PM
stupid door hit my arm today

It's just doing it to get some attention.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2008, 07:50:11 AM by Lord Phlexor »
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2008, 07:42:20 AM »
I have one:

Peaguy!

 :LMAO:
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2008, 09:08:53 AM »
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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2008, 02:44:55 AM »
If you play home alone 2 on Super Nintendo that is possible.


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Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2010, 04:55:27 AM »
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:19:33 PM
Of course, I sometimes attack them to make sure that they won't be in a condition to attack me.

Ah yes, the pre-emptive strike!  :viking:
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