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Offline Calandale

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Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« on: February 05, 2008, 10:11:31 PM »
If so, do you carry out your threats?

Think that if you didn't, they'd rebel?
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 10:12:36 PM »
lol Yes
Mainly my computer, when it's fucking me around
I call it a stupid fucking son of a bitch bastard etc
I punched one in the screen once and it cracked and I had to get a new one
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 10:16:23 PM »
I just found myself warning,
completely seriously, my microwave
to stop beeping.  :laugh:
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 10:17:24 PM »
I do it with my tv and remote (it's broken now :( )
My mum noticed once and thought I was crazy
I was getting pretty pissed off though
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 10:22:22 PM »
Umm...you ARE crazy, you know.
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2008, 10:23:42 PM »
I do this often.  They seem to take heed.   :laugh:
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2008, 10:24:10 PM »
I'm not

I just ahve AS, SAD and OCD
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2008, 10:35:50 PM »
Quote from: Raskolnikovna on February 05, 2008, 10:23:42 PM
I do this often.  They seem to take heed.   :laugh:

My microwave was spiting me.

I should hurt it.
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2008, 10:42:35 PM »
Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 05, 2008, 10:12:36 PM
lol Yes
Mainly my computer, when it's fucking me around
I call it a stupid fucking son of a bitch bastard etc
I punched one in the screen once and it cracked and I had to get a new one

Ditto :laugh: Even the punching part I've done.
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2008, 01:09:31 AM »
Yes.  And, if necessary I'll sweet talk them as well.
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 01:17:03 AM »
yep, especially when i'm pre-menstrual.

i thought the title of the thread meant "are you threatening to inanimate objects?".   :-\
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 03:55:52 AM »
All the time usually they listen but sometime I have to take action to make an example of them :o
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2008, 08:16:21 AM »
MURDERER!!!
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2008, 08:32:24 AM »
I've been threatening my car a lot, lately. It doesn't care.
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2008, 09:07:32 AM »
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 08:32:24 AM
I've been threatening my car a lot, lately. It doesn't care.

which car?  better not be the Morgan - i put a spell on it, you know.  :witch:
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