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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #120 on: February 10, 2008, 05:33:50 PM »
I can think of more satisfying things to put in my mouth  :eyebrows:

Put a gag in your mouth bitch.

Gags can be fun with the right person, shame you're unlikely to ever find that out.

They look wrong to me, but with a bitch like you I make an exception.
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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #121 on: February 10, 2008, 05:37:39 PM »
I can think of more satisfying things to put in my mouth  :eyebrows:

Put a gag in your mouth bitch.

Gags can be fun with the right person, shame you're unlikely to ever find that out.

They look wrong to me, but with a bitch like you I make an exception.

Like that's a choice you'd ever been in a position to make.

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #122 on: February 10, 2008, 05:38:43 PM »
I can think of more satisfying things to put in my mouth  :eyebrows:

Put a gag in your mouth bitch.

Gags can be fun with the right person, shame you're unlikely to ever find that out.

They look wrong to me, but with a bitch like you I make an exception.

Like that's a choice you'd ever been in a position to make.

You're right, I would stay the fuck away from a bitch like you.
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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #123 on: February 10, 2008, 05:41:21 PM »
I can think of more satisfying things to put in my mouth  :eyebrows:

Put a gag in your mouth bitch.

Gags can be fun with the right person, shame you're unlikely to ever find that out.

They look wrong to me, but with a bitch like you I make an exception.

Like that's a choice you'd ever been in a position to make.

You're right, I would stay the fuck away from a bitch like you.

So I'm a bitch because I don't like cats and wouldn't take your pm's?  Grow the fuck up- I'm a bitch because I'm getting a kick out of winding you up. :evillaugh:

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #124 on: February 10, 2008, 05:42:10 PM »
I can think of more satisfying things to put in my mouth  :eyebrows:

Put a gag in your mouth bitch.

Gags can be fun with the right person, shame you're unlikely to ever find that out.

They look wrong to me, but with a bitch like you I make an exception.

Like that's a choice you'd ever been in a position to make.

You're right, I would stay the fuck away from a bitch like you.

So I'm a bitch because I don't like cats and wouldn't take your pm's?  Grow the fuck up- I'm a bitch because I'm getting a kick out of winding you up. :evillaugh:

Whatever you bitch.
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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #125 on: February 10, 2008, 05:42:38 PM »
I can think of more satisfying things to put in my mouth  :eyebrows:

Put a gag in your mouth bitch.

Gags can be fun with the right person, shame you're unlikely to ever find that out.

They look wrong to me, but with a bitch like you I make an exception.

Like that's a choice you'd ever been in a position to make.

You're right, I would stay the fuck away from a bitch like you.

now that shows glimmerings of intelligence.  perhaps there's hope for it yet.

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #126 on: February 10, 2008, 05:43:35 PM »
:LMAO:

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #127 on: February 10, 2008, 05:45:09 PM »
:LMAO:

Didn't know you had an ass to laugh off, bitch.
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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #128 on: February 10, 2008, 05:45:44 PM »
not everyone shits out of their mouth, dear.

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #129 on: February 10, 2008, 05:47:05 PM »
not everyone shits out of their mouth, dear.

Seems like nearly all I^2 members do, then they type it up and post it.
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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #130 on: February 10, 2008, 05:47:31 PM »
:LMAO:

Didn't know you had an ass to laugh off, bitch.

Damn, now your insults don't even make logical sense.

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #131 on: February 10, 2008, 05:49:31 PM »
:LMAO:

Didn't know you had an ass to laugh off, bitch.

Damn, now your insults don't even make logical sense.
Better than what you can do bitch.
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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #132 on: February 10, 2008, 07:02:00 PM »
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Jman... the tobacco is calling you...

You're a waste of life, why don't you take up smoking so you'll be put of your misery sooner?

5 days now, going strong, urges are diminishing despite peaguy's goading

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #133 on: February 10, 2008, 07:02:40 PM »
yay, jman!   :clap:

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #134 on: February 10, 2008, 07:05:28 PM »
:LMAO:

Didn't know you had an ass to laugh off, bitch.

Damn, now your insults don't even make logical sense.

I think he was calling you too thin.  :laugh: