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help me quit smoking
« on: February 05, 2008, 07:19:44 PM »
As you can see I am pretty desperate posting on intensity asking for support to quit smoking. It's been an hour and a half since my last ciggy. Not much of an achievement but every little bit counts. so post some digusting statsitcs, encouraging facts, etc anything to help me quit. I'll keep you guys updated.

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 07:23:11 PM »
Shoot yourself.

take up heroin, you won't be
able to afford both.

Switch to chaw.

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 07:28:34 PM »
http://whyquit.com/whyquit/A_Symptoms.html

Reading that page really helped me.  It helped me remember that what was happening to me, how I felt, was completely normal, and it was a good thing.  Just remember, no matter how bad a craving is, it'll pass.  Think of it in terms of not smoking for the next minute, or hour.  If you daunt yourself with trying to climb everest in one go, it's going to seem like it's too much to handle.  It's a mental thing.  It's all in your head.

I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 07:37:05 PM »
Shoot yourself.

take up heroin, you won't be
able to afford both.

Switch to chaw.

 :elvis:

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I am serious about this, don't be a dick

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 07:41:09 PM »
I was too.

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I'd try giving up a lot of things
at once, actually. For example,
I doubt that I could drink tea,
without it triggering my desire
for a smoke.

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2008, 07:44:19 PM »
Total aspie dork moment:

I thought of quitting like a gom jabbar.




Also, I tried to convince myself that I enjoyed the itchy, crawling feeling of not having a cigarette.
I came to this world with nothing
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Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2008, 07:49:02 PM »
Not the Kareem Abdul Jabbar?



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I am serious about this, don't be a dick

Plus, if you're going to be an ass
about the whole thing, maybe you
shoulda posted it in the "forum for
people who need help" thread, eh?

Might at least warn people that joking
goes against your sense of ethics on
the matter.

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Yourself, you fucking twat.

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2008, 08:07:21 PM »
If you smoke I will rip your eye out of your socket and have a rabbit with AIDS pee in it.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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all one and the same
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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2008, 09:17:05 PM »
Not the Kareem Abdul Jabbar?



 :minusevil:

I am serious about this, don't be a dick

Plus, if you're going to be an ass
about the whole thing, maybe you
shoulda posted it in the "forum for
people who need help" thread, eh?

Might at least warn people that joking
goes against your sense of ethics on
the matter.

 :minusevil:

Yourself, you fucking twat.

Well that fucking helps...


actually no I shouldn't let this get to me, this is how Calendale normally is

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2008, 09:21:35 PM »


actually no I shouldn't let this get to me, this is how Calendale normally is

not really. It generally takes someone being a complete ass
to get me that riled. Have a medal. :hadron:

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2008, 09:22:09 PM »
Think about the money in Ct cigs are $5.00 a pack
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2008, 11:40:51 PM »
http://whyquit.com/whyquit/A_Symptoms.html

Reading that page really helped me.  It helped me remember that what was happening to me, how I felt, was completely normal, and it was a good thing.  Just remember, no matter how bad a craving is, it'll pass.  Think of it in terms of not smoking for the next minute, or hour.  If you daunt yourself with trying to climb everest in one go, it's going to seem like it's too much to handle.  It's a mental thing.  It's all in your head.

:plus: Listen to Tesla.
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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 12:00:03 AM »
I bet you've caved in by now.
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2008, 12:00:36 AM »
I bet you've caved in by now.
:plus: :lol:

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Re: help me quit smoking
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2008, 12:33:38 AM »
I bet you've caved in by now.

Nope 6 and half hours, c'mon assholes work that reverse psychology.