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I found the Christmas present I want
« on: February 03, 2008, 06:31:39 PM »
http://www3.telus.net/camilleallen/camilleallen/id17.htm

I wanna get one, put it into a mason jar, throw in a little water, and keep it on the mantel above the fireplace.
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2008, 06:34:18 PM »
Rather a real one.
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2008, 06:35:52 PM »
You could tell people it was your first kid who didn't make it but you couldn't bear parting with :o
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2008, 06:38:53 PM »
I think I'd like to never talk about it...  as though it's something to painful to discuss.  "What?  Oh, that...  nothing.  I don't want to talk about that now."
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2008, 06:51:38 PM »
 :laugh: You guys have a sick sense of humor.
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2008, 07:26:43 PM »
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2008, 07:55:58 PM »
 :lol:  "Does it go well with Pasta?"
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2008, 08:54:34 PM »
Actually had a friend who stole*
a brain in a jar. Some asshole
threw it out the window though.

*Stole being kinda a strong term,
though technically correct. A bit of B&E
into sections of campus which were being
demolished. Everything in them was getting
trashed.
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2008, 12:56:54 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 03, 2008, 06:31:39 PM
http://www3.telus.net/camilleallen/camilleallen/id17.htm

I wanna get one, put it into a mason jar, throw in a little water, and keep it on the mantel above the fireplace.

They look so realistic, but tiny.

If you are willing to take one of her three mass-produced babies, you can get one for $99 or $119.

http://www.camilleallen.com/shoppingcart/

This one's $119:



These are $99:



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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2008, 12:57:27 AM »
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2008, 12:30:44 AM »
Bit late for christmas wishlists fag.
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2008, 01:04:14 AM »
Quote from: VodZ on February 05, 2008, 12:30:44 AM
Bit late for christmas wishlists fag.

You do know they have a christmas EVERY year these day right?
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2008, 03:03:36 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on February 05, 2008, 01:04:14 AM
Quote from: VodZ on February 05, 2008, 12:30:44 AM
Bit late for christmas wishlists fag.

You do know they have a christmas EVERY year these day right?

Ok well seeing as all I think about is what other people should be buying me in about a year's time, I want my very own mirror-ball to salute!
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2008, 03:48:13 AM »
Do you take commands from mirror balls? Are they your masters?
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Re: I found the Christmas present I want
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2008, 04:04:15 AM »
No. I wasn't actually saluting the mirror ball, I was saluting the camera.
Therefore, I am saluting the viewer, i.e. YOU.

Think I'm gonna take orders from you? Fuck off kaarrrrrrrrnt!
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