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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
This thread is wanky.
And my penis is long, wonky and chunky.
Quote from: peegai on June 24, 2006, 12:09:59 PMAnd my penis is long, wonky and chunky.Sounds deliciously tempting, Mr Wonka. Does it melt in your mouth?
Quote from: Eamonn on June 24, 2006, 12:14:50 PMQuote from: peegai on June 24, 2006, 12:09:59 PMAnd my penis is long, wonky and chunky.Sounds deliciously tempting, Mr Wonka. Does it melt in your mouth?The caramel semen does.
Quote from: peegai on June 24, 2006, 12:15:32 PMQuote from: Eamonn on June 24, 2006, 12:14:50 PMQuote from: peegai on June 24, 2006, 12:09:59 PMAnd my penis is long, wonky and chunky.Sounds deliciously tempting, Mr Wonka. Does it melt in your mouth?The caramel semen does.Hey Mr Beaver, why are you beavering around? Take it easy with peegai's caramel! OOohhh.
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