And, oh yeah, glad I remembered:
Every now and then, I've had people start unloading on me about their life problems (relationships, etc.). I guess that's because I'm perceived as a "quiet, strong type" by some. Little do they realize, I have little to nothing useful to tell them, so I don't get why they want to tell me that shit. They probably wouldn't want to hear what I'd say about it anyway. Presenting...
"Don't talk to me about your pathetic little problems, and I won't talk to you about trains."