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Why cats are better than calandale
« on: January 29, 2008, 09:56:26 PM »
Cats aren't hypocrites that spam forums then get mad when someone else spams the forum.

calandale sucks balls
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Re: Why cats are better than calandale
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 09:57:21 PM »
They don't eat as much :laugh:
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Re: Why cats are better than calandale
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2008, 09:58:28 PM »
Deceased; 12 cats have reportedly died after drinking a mixture of water and antifreeze placed in a man's front yard.
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Re: Why cats are better than calandale
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2008, 10:00:00 PM »
We lost a cat like that :(
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Re: Why cats are better than calandale
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2008, 10:00:38 PM »

   Deceased; cat was killed by being thrown it into a ceiling fan, hanged with an electric cord and hit with a metal bar.
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Re: Why cats are better than calandale
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2008, 10:01:18 PM »
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Re: Why cats are better than calandale
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2008, 10:01:58 PM »
Deceased; 3 cats were shot and 8 others were poisoned with antifreeze.
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Re: Why cats are better than calandale
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2008, 10:03:11 PM »
Quote from: Hagia Sophia on January 29, 2008, 10:01:58 PM
In fact, I'm a double douche.

I believe it.
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Re: Why cats are better than calandale
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2008, 10:03:50 PM »
Deceased; Matsubara, severed an ear and the tail of a cat with scissors and strangled the animal with a wire at an apartment. He then posted images from the act on an Internet site.
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Re: Why cats are better than calandale
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 10:05:29 PM »
Quote from: Hagia Sophia on January 29, 2008, 10:03:50 PM
I masturbate to hillary clinton.

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Re: Why cats are better than calandale
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2008, 10:06:04 PM »
Deceased; the cat was wired to a fence. The cat's paw was ripped off, and he was pelted with concrete blocks. A Houston veterinarian who specializes in injuries to animals conducted a necropsy. The veterinarian found that cat did not have any puncture wounds and didn’t die from an animal attack--the cat died from blood loss. Parents of the boys claim the cat was already dead and continue to speculate that a dog killed the cat.
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