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My dog wants to eat your cat
« on: January 29, 2008, 08:38:13 PM »
What with all the cat threads yeah I like cats but fuck.  Dogs are better any way
YOYO'S hungry
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 08:57:45 PM »
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 04:34:35 AM »
grrr

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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 09:46:50 AM »
Agreed.

Dogs are great.
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 02:15:28 PM »
People's relationships with dogs bother
me. It's like they want a slave. I guess,
since the dog loves that, I shouldn't be
bothered, but somehow, I am - just as
when someone allows themselves to be
completely dominated, in a relationship.
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2008, 02:17:37 PM »
 :kevv:
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2008, 02:35:53 PM »
Quote from: Hagia Sophia on January 30, 2008, 02:15:28 PM
just as
when someone allows themselves to be
completely dominated, in a relationship.
I wouldn't mind one of those
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2008, 02:39:44 PM »
Quote from: The Kremlin on January 30, 2008, 02:35:53 PM
Quote from: Hagia Sophia on January 30, 2008, 02:15:28 PM
just as
when someone allows themselves to be
completely dominated, in a relationship.
I wouldn't mind one of those

Which side?

I can't stand either. Ah, I'm not talking sexually
here - that's unimportant (well NOT unimportant
but not damaging, I think). I mean in terms of
just making all the fucking decisions. The whole
enlightened paternalism crap.
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2008, 02:41:32 PM »
Oh ok
I don't want anyone telling me what to do
But then when I like someone I tend to do it anyway

I'd rather have a slave though tbh
Especially when I move out
I need someone to make my dinner and stuff
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2008, 04:19:41 PM »
I'd rather be a cat's slave than a dog's master.
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2008, 04:21:03 PM »
Quote from: Disgruntled Squirrel on January 30, 2008, 04:19:41 PM
I'd rather be a cat's slave than a dog's master.
:agreed:
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2008, 07:37:02 PM »
You have to earn the respect of a cat. Flo loves me because I'm me, not just because I'm her "owner." Although she shows no consideration for me when I'm nearly falling off the edge of the bed because she insists on sleeping across the middle  :P
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2008, 07:41:27 PM »
Sure she does. She wants you to curl up
around her.
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2008, 07:43:23 PM »
She came and sat on me before but I had to move her after a while to go and get a shower. She wasn't impressed  :P
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Re: My dog wants to eat your cat
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2008, 07:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Hagia Sophia on January 30, 2008, 02:15:28 PM
People's relationships with dogs bother
me. It's like they want a slave. I guess,
since the dog loves that, I shouldn't be
bothered, but somehow, I am - just as
when someone allows themselves to be
completely dominated, in a relationship.

Will you be my slave? if not I'll keep my dog :P
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'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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