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Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« on: January 29, 2008, 04:50:12 PM »
Cow kitty pretty much ignores me and fights her way to the food.  Drop food on the floor and there's no way to stop her.
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Re: Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 04:51:57 PM »
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Re: Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2008, 04:52:14 PM »
dude wtf? who cares :orly:

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Re: Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2008, 04:54:04 PM »
 1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish Beer®, but NOT that brand at their lawyers' request. They alledge this article, educating others in the legal eating habits of over 100 million people world-wide, and specifically in rising East Asian markets, is "highly offensive."

Scraped CatCover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Skinned Cat Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

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Re: Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2008, 05:31:11 PM »
 :rofl:   :plus:
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Re: Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2008, 05:34:23 PM »
 For cat hunting, I reccomend a Webley-Fosbury,
 naturally. Any common .22 or shotgun will do
 just swell, however. If you live in some Third World
 country which doesn't suffer it's population to
 own firearms, a basic club or rock will suffice...

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Re: Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2008, 05:35:24 PM »
Did you ever live in a third-world country, Cal?  Sorry to get off-topic, but I keep forgetting to ask you this.   ;D
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Re: Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2008, 05:36:06 PM »
Did you ever live in a third-world country, Cal?  Sorry to get off-topic, but I keep forgetting to ask you this.   ;D

Venezuela, for a year, if that counts.

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Re: Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2008, 05:36:22 PM »
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Re: Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 05:39:17 PM »
   A good-sized adult cat, when skinned out, should
 have enough meat on it's bones to make a six or eight
 tamales. Smaller cats and the immature kittens (often
 sought for their tenderness), won't yield quite as much
 meat, so adjust the number you will need, accordingly.

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Re: Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2008, 05:47:55 PM »
Did you ever live in a third-world country, Cal?  Sorry to get off-topic, but I keep forgetting to ask you this.   ;D

Venezuela, for a year, if that counts.
Pretty much.  Did they cook cat there, or just guinea pigs??  Or is that Ecuador where they eat the guinea pigs?
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Re: Do you mess with your cat while he/she is eating?
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2008, 05:54:12 PM »
Did you ever live in a third-world country, Cal?  Sorry to get off-topic, but I keep forgetting to ask you this.   ;D

Venezuela, for a year, if that counts.
Pretty much.  Did they cook cat there, or just guinea pigs??  Or is that Ecuador where they eat the guinea pigs?

Not that I know of.
But, I didn't spend a lot
of time dinning in the barrios.  :laugh:

People were (not sure if it's the same)
sickeningly poor there. But, the wealthier
sections were fairly modern (except for the
gun emplacements in the house across the
street from us - owned by some general).