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How does your cat respond to other cats outside?
« on: January 29, 2008, 04:51:10 PM »
Cow Kitty once jumped through the screen door, knocking it out, to chase after another cat.
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Re: How does your cat respond to other cats outside?
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 04:53:27 PM »
 There’s more than one way to skin a cat- our exhaustive research uncovered two. On this site, two High School students meticulously guide you step-by-step through skinning a cat - complete with diagrams. To summarize, use a sharp knife to trim off the skin, and pull it back, snipping away at the muscle tissue. One Way to Skin A Cat

Gourmands like to skin their cats differently. They hate shun using a skining knife, calling it crude. They reccomend you grab the loose skin around the head stump, and using a pair of pliers, peel it back off the carcass like a banana, rolling it off the body. The final step before cooking is to wash the meat of stray gristle and hairs. Nobody likes cat hair in their food.

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Re: How does your cat respond to other cats outside?
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2008, 04:58:54 PM »
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Re: How does your cat respond to other cats outside?
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2008, 05:19:12 PM »
 How to make Tamales...
    A recipie.


   How long has it been, since you had a
 rich, steaming plate of tamales? Remember
 how delicious tamales are? NO ONE can resist
 a well-garnished plate of REAL tamales, after
 all.

   Well, no longer will you have to wait
 around until you can afford to visit an
 expensive restraunt which serves such a
 delicasy. I'll share with you the easy
 recipie for making your own REAL TAMALES,
 right at home!

   The first thing you need, is some real
 tamale meat. Some folks will tell you to
 use beef, or chicken - this is a mistake!

 RULE ONE - you can't make a REAL tamale,
           without catmeat. Cat; it's the
           "other" red meat.