How many times have you been hospitalized and why?

[Dexter Morgan]

Twice.  I hit the back of my neck on the side of the pool when I was 12 and had to get stitches.  About two years ago, my lymph nodes were enlarged and had to get them examined at the hospital.

[Alex179]

Once at age 5 due to the magic immunity shot and my seizure filled reaction, hooray for vaccinations!   Another time at age 6 when I fell into a large mound of fire ants and found out I had an allergy to their bites.   I had an allergic reaction to penicillin too at age 3.   I remember having a CAT scan done after the seizure reaction to the vaccination.... I have never had a broken bone though.

Does the mental hospital count?   That would be another 3 times if it does.

[Natalia Evans]

Oh when I was having seizures in 6th grade, I gad to go for a cat scan for my brain and have an EEG done.

[jman]

I have been hospitalized more times that I want to remember for psychiatric problems and once for gallbladder surgery, and once for seizures.


Per psych problems I am doing better nowadays.

[richard]

lets see.. when i was a kid i was hospitilized for dehidration and intestinal infection/virus then when i was a teenager my appendix ruptured spent a week for all three if i remember correctly

recently i had hernia surgury last year

[Calandale]

A few times because of bed wetting as a kid

They locked you away for bed wetting? 

[Tristeza]

Wow, what's with all the appendicitis?  I didn't know that was so common.  I hope my appendix never attacks me.   

[Pyraxis]

Never been hospitalized, except when I was a baby (I was a c-section).

[Calandale]

Oh crap, didn't count as
a baby. Yeah. My mom was
in for a few days. Things
were different then, I guess.

[Natalia Evans]

I was in the hospital for a few days when I was first born because I was a sick baby. I even almost died. I didn't come home for the very first time till I was 5 days old and I had lost a pound.

[renaeden]

I forgot that too.

I was in hospital for a month I think, because I couldn't maintain normal body temperature outside the humidicrib. It must have been hard for my mum, she traveled to the hospital every day to be with me.

[Soph]

I came home the day I was born

[ALLDAYGLOWRANDY]

Birth  I cried obessively for solid food at 2 weeks, and my mom contents my birth almost killed her.  She mentioned something about internal organs, and eating a whole pie because of me inside her.

Appendix  I should have died maybe two times there, poisoned body, waiting for surgery.  It was a very long wait, from what I was told, 6 hours.  My mom exaggerates, frequently by a factor of 2.  My lung collapse there to, I herd I was too scared to breath.  Mom again, messing with the truth.  The tubes inside me where scary though, and the site of blood sickening.  I think I was tripping on the morphine.  After my lung collapsed, they said I wasn't going to make it, and called my family in.  My mom got in a car accident on the way up, smashed up her noise.

Cancer surgery in Maryland, curtosity of angel flight.  I was tried the whole time going down there, and too boot, mom and dad fighting.  Same things, and its mom who usually starts it.  They had to separate us, and she was put in the back of the plane.

Hernia surgery.

Mental hospital, because the social worker and psychologist are stupid.  They said I didn't need to be there, took them long enough, 1wk

[Gluey]

I never was in the hospital for any injuries!!!! I spranged both my feet and dodn't go.

i can't figure out which hospitaliasation was the worse Getting my lungs checked in pysch ward for the whooping cough and the fact that the doctor said i had a fancy bra or when i had that appendicitis attack and kept throwing up and had to have my bladder full for an ultra sound so they had to stick a catheter in my clit hole to pump my bladder full of water b But they couldn't get the dawm thing in my small cunt hole So there were like five people tring to get this thing in me and everyone was looking. They gave up and put me on IV and my was PISSED OFF.

[Calandale]

... the fact that the doctor said i had a fancy bra

 

or when i had that appendicitis attack and kept throwing up and had to have my bladder full for an ultra sound so they had to stick a catheter in my clit hole to pump my bladder full of water b But they couldn't get the dawm thing in my small cunt hole So there were like five people tring to get this thing in me and everyone was looking. They gave up and put me on IV and my was PISSED OFF.

Uhm...a catheter goes neither in your
clit nor in your cunt. I'd guess that they
had trouble, trying to get it in the former.

Too bad they weren't pissed on.

Next time, ask them to put it in your urethra.