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How old is your cat?
« on: January 28, 2008, 06:32:34 PM »
Don't know Cow Kitty's age.
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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 06:33:04 PM »
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Schmoo is of unknown age as well

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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2008, 07:03:02 PM »
I know exactly how old my kitty is, because my wife saw the litter her when they one day old. She is almost eleven months old and weighs five* and one half pounds. She is very petite.








*It took me three tries, but I just weighed her.
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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2008, 07:05:38 PM »
4 years, 1 year, and 2 that where born on thanksgiving yes we have four :green:
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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2008, 02:58:06 AM »
Figaro is 17. She's in great condition for an old cat. Clean coat, sharp white teeth, clear eyes, can hear and see well ect.
She has such an easy perfect cat life.
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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2008, 03:01:58 AM »
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First, get a large cutting board and lay out your cat. Lop off the head, the tail and the feet with a sharp butcher's knife. These parts of the cat contain little usable meat, so toss them aside.

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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2008, 03:07:20 AM »
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First, get a large cutting board and lay out your cat. Lop off the head, the tail and the feet with a sharp butcher's knife. These parts of the cat contain little usable meat, so toss them aside.

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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2008, 03:17:46 AM »
Next, make a longitudinal incision on the cat's abdomen. Reach your hand (wear gloves!) into the body cavity, and remove all of the internal organs. Discard them- especially the liver. It may look tasty, but the liver of a felis domesticus is frequently too toxic for human consumption.

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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2008, 08:16:08 AM »
Euw calandale.

Our cat Delta is almost 8 years old.
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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 08:18:23 AM »
My way of protesting cat spam,
when we have a section for such.

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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2008, 08:38:32 AM »
My cat is 17.   Its in the video I posted in the free for all forum last week.

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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2008, 08:42:03 AM »
Zac is about five or six.  I got him when I was sixteen, and he was but a wee kitten of three months.  (Actually, he looked like he could be full-grown but small at three months.  He's huge now.)
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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2008, 08:49:05 AM »
My way of protesting cat spam,
when we have a section for such.


I have never understood why so many people hate cats.


How can a section named, "What's your crime? Basic Discussion" be the wrong place for anything?
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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2008, 04:56:53 PM »
My way of protesting cat spam,
when we have a section for such.


I have never understood why so many people hate cats.


How can a section named, "What's your crime? Basic Discussion" be the wrong place for anything?

I LIKE cats. They taste good.

Just keep watching. The whole damned page is going to be
flooded with cat spam.

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Re: How old is your cat?
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2008, 05:19:21 PM »
My way of protesting cat spam,
when we have a section for such.


I have never understood why so many people hate cats.


How can a section named, "What's your crime? Basic Discussion" be the wrong place for anything?

I LIKE cats. They taste good.

Just keep watching. The whole damned page is going to be
flooded with cat spam.

I would have to be pretty hungry to eat a cat, but I think they smell good.

Yes and when it slows down a little, it will be buried by what ever happens to be "Next" spam. There are already quite a few sedimentary threads being buried under the flow of current subject interests. What is different about subjects related to cats?


... other than the fact that NON-catpeople seem to enjoy posting garbage into them instead of ignoring them like they might a thread about the price of fuel or the weather.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.