Things we've done, so that others don't have to.

[Calandale]

43. Don't spin a prostitute around by
her ankles, when she's having her period.

[Parts]

44 Angle grinders are not for taking off callouses

[duncvis]

neither is 80 grit. it feels so good on itches too, but you'll regret it.

[El]

45.  Try clothes on before you buy them.  If the store doesn't have a dressing room, assume the clothes will NOT fit and move on.

[Calandale]

46. Don't try doing the above, with
underwear. Stores get cranky.

[El]

47.  If you think you're allergic to a certain type of Febreeze, don't keep spraying the fucking stuff all over everything in your house, no matter HOW good it smells.

(I need to just stick with the allergen reducer brand.  )

[Calandale]

48. Don't use a leaf to wipe yourself with,
unless you KNOW what plant it's from.

[Callaway]

48. Don't use a leaf to wipe yourself with,
unless you KNOW what plant it's from.

Oh, that's awful.  Did you really do that?

[Calandale]

Poison Ivy. I was about 6. Ended up
everywhere. 

[Parts]

My brother did that   Got it in the front too that's one sure way to make your dick look bigger

[Calandale]

Yeah. I was CONSTANTLY playing with
myself, after it spread there. And not
for pleasure.

[Al Swearegen]

49. Don't wait for them to throw the first punch.

50. Don't hit Bikies. (It does not matter if you can beat them one on one).

Yes a midnight flit was necessary - three carry bags of what possessions I could carry and a steak knife in my pocket and jumping the neighbour's fence. I got reimbursed eventually from the Insurance for what they stole and wrecked.

Very, very stupid.

[Parts]

51  When driving in nails while wearing gloves make sure the point of the nail is not on the glove less you nail it to the wall too.   Happened four times yesterday