In response to the original thread topic 'because he's a cunt. Or he would be if he A-possessed of warmth, depth and even the slightest conceivable femtomolar concentrations of the most remote, miniscule fraction of a use to humanity'
And because he regularly gets out his microscope so as to be capable of engaging in public masturbation sessions in order to let the world at large (as opposed to his own, the world at fucking minute) know just how important, clever, brave and wonderful he is because he covers the unclefucking syphilitic dicknipples at autism squeaks in his diseased, parasite-laden gobbets of congealed semen.
I bet alex's little micropenis is so small that they retrofitted whats currently the most powerful particle accelerator going, post discovery of the Higg's boson, now its the large hardon collider, slamming right handed matter into an as yet to be discovered for certain, hypothetical micropenis-like particles in order to recreate not conditions immediately before the big bang, but rather, the infinitesimal pathetic squeak.
This experiment, for whatever the fuck point there is to it requires absolutely vast pretensions to power and the ability to measure fairly useless things that exist at scales of one...ahem....plank length.
